The Lightning Conductor Discovers AmericaWilliamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
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The Lightning Conductor Discovers America
Williamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
Automobiles -- Fiction
Afterward in the garden Mr. Caspian spoke of that, and said it was "bad
taste," because Mr. Storm could never have been to the Museum of Athens,
and "a man of his stamp" was no judge. It was only an impertinence of
him to pretend, and an accident that he should have climbed up for a
while from his position to ours.
That divided me between a laugh and a snap! Because Mr. Caspian is a
little man without distinction, and Peter--but already you know from my
letters what he is like.
"I thought," said I, "you were socialist, and for you one man was worth
another."
"I am not that now," he hurried to tell me. "Since I came into so much
responsibility I am broader."
I knew what he meant, because now I learn the nuances of English words.
But to spite him I agreed. "Ah, yes, it is in the waist a little, I
suppose!" That was the cat in me, for it is true he is growing fat just
at his waistcoat. But I remembered in time my promise to Larry and
dropped the cat to be the meek mouse, while Mr. C. explained with care
that it was his mind which had broadened out.
Perhaps I might have been sorry I had scratched, if he had not gone on
with talk against Peter Storm, as he always does if he finds me alone,
or else he makes love. He tried to explain two telegrams that Mrs.
Shuster had sent wrong: one which was meant for him, addressed to Mr.
Storm, and vice versa. It seemed as if Mr. Caspian had wanted her to get
Peter back in the middle of the trip, on a pretense of much work; but he
tried to make me believe it was not his wish at all. "I am Mrs.
Shuster's friend, and she asks my advice," he said. "Honestly I do think
Storm is a slacker about work. It looks as if he'd only engaged as her
secretary to get into a class above his own and enjoy himself. I'm
afraid he'll lose his job if he doesn't 'watch' out, the way Mrs.
Shuster feels. But she's good-natured, and perhaps she'll give him
another chance if he shows his good will by stopping indoors to-morrow
and correcting some proofs that must go to the publishers in a hurry. I
happen to know they've arrived, by express delivery. It's a test of
Storm's loyalty. If you're willing to let me drive your car on its
sight-seeing tour of the neighbourhood, Storm can make good with Mrs.
Shuster."
These were almost the words he spoke, for I listened hard while I
thought what to do.
I answered, sweet as honey, "Yes, _please_ drive to-morrow. I will tell
Mr. Storm he is free to work for Mrs. Shuster all day long."
He was so pleased with me! Then Peter happened to walk by, in another
path, and I said, "I will break it now." "Do!" he whispered back; and
did not try to come with me, as he often does if I am going near Peter.
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