The Lightning Conductor Discovers AmericaWilliamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
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The Lightning Conductor Discovers America
Williamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
Automobiles -- Fiction
Patty flushed up, and her eyes turned black. She can be a regular little
_tiger_ cat, that girl! She must have been spoilt by the nuns in that
blessed convent of hers! I believe she'd have liked to box my ears. But
I knew I had the whip hand, and I was enjoying myself. "He's _not_ a
chauffeur. You know that!" she snapped. "He kindly drives my car these
few days, because we couldn't replace the man who went, and because I am
not experienced. If it comes to that, _you're_ a chauffeur, too. You
drove the Grayles-Grice to-day, and you would to-morrow, if I said yes."
"You are talking sophistry," said I, though I don't suppose she knew
what I meant, as I believe she thinks in French. "Storm is a paid
employe of Mrs. Shuster. He's been switched off one job on to another to
accommodate. And he admits he's had former experience as a chauffeur,
driving a Grayles-Grice. Anyhow, the fact remains that's the way his
status will be regarded here, and if he comes in, claiming to be my
guest, in self-defense I shall have to deny it, otherwise I might be
asked to resign. When I've had to give him the lie, he will be kicked
out of the place. That's a sure thing."
Patty began to look sick, and her green dress wasn't as becoming as it
had been while she was just plain mad. "You said something about my
saving him trouble," she reminded me. "What did you mean?"
"Well, you could do one of two things," I began to explain. "You could
come out now with me in a hurry before he gets in, to head him off and
tell him in your own words what I've just said."
"I would rather die than do such a very insulting thing!" she rapped
out, rolling her r's as if she were beating a drum.
"All right then, there's one thing left--that gives you a little more
time, but not much, because if the crash isn't to come the question has
got to be decided in a few minutes, before the arrival of a certain
lady--as a matter of fact, a lady who was on your ship and knows all
about Mr. Peter Storm. When _she_ appears on the scene she'll enter a
complaint, and the affair will be out of our hands. You will then be too
late to save Mrs. Shuster's secretary and your friend the chauffeur from
a nasty knock which may leave a black mark for the rest of his
life--make it hard for him to get new situations and that sort of
thing."
"Tell me quickly what to do and I will do it!" she said.
"Ask me as a favour to you to speak up for Storm. If you do I shall
grant the favour, no matter what it may cost me. But as it will most
likely cost me my membership when the story comes out later (which it
will) why, I sort of feel as if you'd hate to have me give you that
favour for nothing."
"I do not ask you to give it for nothing!" said she.
"But you do ask the favour. Is that what I'm to understand?"
"Yes. I do ask that."
"You don't think you'd better wait and hear what I want for my reward
before you decide?"
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