The Lightning Conductor Discovers AmericaWilliamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
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The Lightning Conductor Discovers America
Williamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
Automobiles -- Fiction
If she'd known it, that remark was less complimentary to me than to
Patty herself; but she didn't know, for the engagement isn't out yet.
It won't be till after I arrive at Kidd's Pines with the ring (choosing
it is part of my business in New York), and meanwhile I've gone into all
these details in my letter to you, so that you'll be "on to" the
situation. I've helped you, and if you see any need for a special effort
before I get back (or afterward either for that matter) I shall rely on
you. Besides, each one of us agreed to report progress to the other. If
I hadn't seized upon this happy thought for the dance, I might have had
my work cut out to get Patty, once you'd secured the father. I have a
vague and not very self-flattering idea that she was keeping me up her
sleeve, so to speak, for use in order to "save" her father. Well, she
"saved" Storm instead, so her philanthropic instincts haven't been
wasted. The question is--though you mayn't think me very gallant to ask
it--is there any fear of its working the other way round? I, having
permanently promoted the family fortunes, will our friend "Larry" jog on
quietly with the bit in his mouth?
You have fair warning, anyhow, and I hope to see you day after
to-morrow.
I am a different man from the one who wrote you last time.
Your sympathetic friend,
E. CASPIAN.
XI
PETER STORM TO JAMES STRICKLAND
_Huntersford._
_My Simple Life Room. Unearthly Hour; but leading Hen
has just laid my breakfast Egg._
HAIL, FATHER CONFESSOR!
When you read what I have to say, if you weren't a model of (several, if
not) all the virtues, you'd say, "I told you so!" But you're a cynic at
head, not at heart, and you allow yourself to be sarcastic only in the
privacy of your own brain-pan as a rule.
I warn you I want to gush, and having stripped myself of all alleged
friends and acquaintances (except you) as a tree strips itself of leaves
in winter, I've no one else to gush to.
Perhaps it's but fair to myself, though, to explain that it doesn't feel
like "gush" to me. I use the word only because I'm a coward and fear to
have you think me a sentimental idiot. I'm trying to let myself down,
you see, as easily as I can!
It's a queer thing (I don't know whether a punishment or an omen of
blessing) that our talk when you prophesied my repentance took place on
the same road I travelled last night in a car of the same make and same
power. The same moon which gazed coldly on you and me, and maybe
eavesdropped, beamed sympathetically on me and some one else a few
hours ago, and if it had sense, witnessed your poetic justification.
Now I ask for your advice again, and this time--if it's anything like
what I want--I'll take it.
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