The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
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The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
On the 22d of February, 1861, Abraham Lincoln, scheduled to pass on
from Harrisburg, where he made a speech as arranged, instead of waiting
to depart by the morning train, sped to Philadelphia and thence by a
special train detained for "a military messenger with a parcel," to
Washington, by the regular midnight train. The news of his arrival at
the capital by this unexpected and clandestine route, and in
disguise--this was denied--of a Scotch cap and plaid shawl, startled
everybody. Rumors of an attempt to make mischief, as he called it, were
rife. But the public still took things as quake-proof, and Mr. Lincoln
assured his audiences, as he spoke at every city on his way, that "the
crisis was artificial." On the evening of the twenty-third, the writer
dropped into the Broadway negro minstrel hall. Newspaper men knew that
Unsworth introduced the latest skimming of the press into his burlesque
lecture and liked to hear his funny versions and perversions. The comic
sheet of the metropolis, _Vanity Fair_, enframing the witty
scintillations of "Artemus Ward," George Arnold, and a brilliant band,
complained that this "nigger comedian" used or anticipated their best
effusions. On the whole the public saw in the surreptitious flight of
the ruler into his due seat only a farce, in keeping with his jesting
humor--he was regarded as a Don Quixote in figure, but a Sancho Panza,
for his philosophic proverbs, widely retailed and considered opportune.
So the indignation proper toward the forced escapade was absent;
everybody still mocked at the "terrible plots," as so much stale quail,
and when the blackened-face orator, coming to a pause after enunciation
of his "That's what's the matter" looked around wistfully, the audience
were agog. Suddenly out of the wing an attendant darted with alarmed
manner and face. He carried on his arm a shawl, gray and
travel-stained, and in one shaking hand a Scotch bonnet. Unsworth
snatched them in hot haste and fright, clapped on the cap, and, draping
himself in the plaid, rushed off at the side, forgetting his own high
silk hat. This, with the black suit, the orthodox lecturer's, now gave
him a resemblance to Mr. Lincoln, not previously perceived, for they
were men of opposite shapes. The eclipse brought home to the spectators
the ludicrousness of the President entering his capital in secret, but,
I repeat, no one felt any shame, and the audience went forth to relate
the excellent finish to the parody, at home or in the saloons, to
hearers as obtuse as themselves, to the seriousness of the episode.
Somehow, so far, the elect from Illinois was ever the Western buffoon.
But when, in his inaugural address, Lincoln thundered the new keynote,
the veil fell:
"In your hands, my dissatisfied fellow countrymen, is the momentous
issue of the Civil War."
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