The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
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The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
Mr. Raymond, in chronicling this anecdote, tells of the New York
_Herald_ giving the story in a mangled and pointless copy. But it was
current in conversation. Mr. Lincoln was in hopes that "it would not
leak out lest some oversensitive people should imagine there was a
degree of levity in the intercourse between us."
Quite otherwise, for the majority thought the illustration as good as
any argument, and would have deemed the speaker prophet if they could
have foreseen that the South would have to buckle down to hard work to
redeem the losses.
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THE GRANT BRAND OF WHISKY.
Although a Kentuckian--orthodox jest--Lincoln was so known for his rare
temperance convictions that no one carped at the buffet at his official
house being clear of the decanters characterizing it in previous
administrations. The total abstinence societies therefore hailed him as
an apostle of their creed. Consequently, they had been pleased, on
certain occasions, at his espousing and cheering their counsel. When
General Grant was elevating himself by his string of solid victories in
the West, it was object of caviling, by the adherents of the generals
eclipsed and foreseeing his becoming lieutenant-general, and the
slander circulated that "Philip sober" got the credit of "Philip
drunk," perpetrating his plans with the dram-bottle at his elbow.
Lincoln heard out this spiteful diatribe with his habitual patience,
when, calmly looking at the chairman, he responded:
"Gentlemen, since you are so familiar with the general's habits, would
you oblige me with the name of General Grant's favorite brand of
whisky. I want so to send some barrels of it to my other generals!"
The deputation withdrew in poor order.
Major Eckert says that Mr. Lincoln told him he had heard this story. It
was good, and would be very good if he had told it--but he did not. He
supposed it was "charged to him to give it currency." He went on to say:
"The original is back in King George's time. Bitter complaints were
made against General Wolfe that he was mad. The king, who could be more
justly accused of that, replied: 'I wish he would bite some of my other
generals.'"
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"A GENERAL, AT LAST!"
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