The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
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The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
"In 1846, General Cass was for the (Wilmot) Proviso [Footnote: Wilmot
Proviso: that money to buy Mexican land should not go toward
slave-buying.] at once; in March, 1846, he was still for it, but not
just then; and in December, 1847, he was against it altogether. When
the question was raised in 1846, he was in a blustering hurry to take
ground for it. He sought to be in advance, and to avoid the
uninteresting position of a mere follower; but soon he began to see a
glimpse of the great Democratic ox-gad waving in his face, and to hear
indistinctly a voice saying:
"'Back, back, sir; back a little!'
"He shakes his head and bats his eyes, and blunders back to his
position of March, 1847; and still the gad waves and the voice grows
more distinct and sharper still:
"'Back, sir! back, I say! farther back!' And back he goes to the
position of December, 1847, at which the gad is still, and the voice
soothingly says:
"'So! stand still at that!'"--(Speech by A. Lincoln, House of
Representatives, Washington, July 27, 1848.)
* * * * *
HARD TO BEAT!
Of his Washington experience in 1848, Lincoln brought a pack of tales
about the statesmen then prominent. He declared to have heard of Daniel
Webster the subjoined:
In school little Dan had been guilty of some misdoing for which he was
called up to the teacher to be caned on the hand. His hands were dirty,
and to save appearance he moistened his right hand, on his way up, and
wiped it on his pants. Nevertheless, it looked so foul on presentation
to the ferule that the teacher sharply protested:
"Well, this is hard to beat! If you will find another hand in this room
as filthy, I will let you off!"
Daniel popped out his left hand, modestly kept in the background, and
readily cried:
"Here it is, sir!"
(Told by Lincoln before "the Honorable Mr. Odell, and others." This is
not the ex-governor, Mr. Odell, of New York, who pleads guilty to the
editor of "being too young to have the honor of speaking with Mr.
Lincoln." The worse luck--both would have profited by the mutual
pleasure.)
* * * * *
"I RECKON I TOOK MORE THAN MY SHARE."
Lincoln confessed at the outset of life that he was going to avoid
society, as its frequentation was incompatible with study. He avowed at
the same time that he liked it, which enhanced the sacrifice. No doubt
so, since his Washington sojourn and his legal and legislative company
earned him the title of the prince of good fellows. To be coupled with
the genial Martin van Buren with the same epithet was, indeed, a
compliment.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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