The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
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The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
By reason of the distances and the lonesomeness, it was the pleasant
habit of candidates to make their electioneering tours together. In
seeking reelection in 1838, Lincoln was accompanied by Mr. Ewing. They
stopped at one country house about dark, when the good wife was going
a-milking, while her husband was still a-field. Intent on securing her,
as she had the repute of being "the gray mare," the two partizans
accompanied her to the paddock. Ewing, to show his gallantry as well as
his familiarity with farm work--a main point in such
communities--offered to relieve the dame of the pail and fill it, while
she rested. In the meantime, Lincoln chatted with her, so that Ewing
could hardly get a word in. At his finishing his self-chosen task, he
beheld the pair deeply absorbed, for Lincoln had exercised his glib
tongue to such advantage as to secure her influence over her man's vote.
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PARALLEL COURSES.
In the thirteenth Congress, Jefferson Davis was in the Senate, while
Lincoln and Alexander Stephens were in the House.
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JUMPING JIM CROW!
When in Congress, he was a conscience Whig, as opposed to the cotton
ones--that is, for the anti-slavery doctrine and not "cottoning" for
the South. He wrote home:
"As you (at Springfield) are all so anxious for me to distinguish
myself, I have concluded to do so before long." He nearly ex-tinguished
himself, for suddenly he went right about face--according to the
popular song--quite a political if not a politic course:
You wheel about and jump about, and do just so!
And ebery time you jump about, you jump Jim Crow!
He had gone against the general tide in hindering the Mexican War as
sure to bring Texas into the Union as a slave State, yet now he
espoused its hero, "Rough and Ready" Taylor. He had to excuse himself
as recognizing that the general was the Whigs' best candidate, and as
the Whig National Convention agreed with him, the apparent truckling
was condoned.
* * * * *
FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS.
"Your letter on McClellan reminds me of a story that I (A. Lincoln)
heard in Washington, when I was here before. There was an editor in
Rhode Island noted for his love of fun--it came to him
irresistibly--and he could not help saying just what came to his mind.
He was appointed postmaster by Tyler. Some time after Tyler vetoed the
Bank Bill, and came into disrepute with the Whigs, a conundrum went the
round of the papers. It was as follows: 'Why is John Tyler like an
ass?' This editor copied the conundrum and could not resist the
temptation to answer it, which he did thus: 'Because he _is_ an ass!'
This piece of fun cost him his head--but it was a fact!"--(_Chatauque
Democrat_.)
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THE PARTY GAD.
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