The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
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The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
"Gentlemen: I suppose you want to know something about those things.
Well, the truth is, John and I did make rails in the Sangamon Bottom."
He eyed the wood with the knowingness of an authority on "stumpage,"
and added: "I don't know whether we made those rails or not; the fact
is, I don't think they are a credit to the makers!" It was John Hanks'
turn to blush. "But I do know this: I made rails then, and, I think, I
could make better ones now!"
Whereupon, by acclamation, Abraham Lincoln was declared to be "first
choice of the Republican party in Illinois for the Presidency."
Riding a man in on a rail became of different and honorable meaning
from that out.
This incident was a prepared theatrical effect. Governor Oglesby
arranged with Lincoln's stepbrother, John D. Johnston, to provide two
rails, and, with Lincoln's mother's cousin, Dennis Hanks, for the
latter to bring in the rails at the telling juncture. Lincoln's guarded
manner about identifying the rails and sly slap at his ability to make
better ones show that he was in the scheme through recognizing that the
dodge was of value politically.
(Confirmed by several present, notably by Missouri Congressman John
Davis, who was taking notes, and by the present Speaker, Joseph Cannon,
also "a gentleman from Illinois." He was at this meeting and saw
Lincoln standing on the platform, between the rails he split. He
thought then that the orator's years of hard work and close study told
on him and that serious illness impended. It may be added, as a link
with the past, that on hearing; Lincoln and Douglas in their debates,
his courage and hopes as to advance through public speaking fell; yet
he was State attorney.)
* * * * *
AS A LIGHT PORTER.
One morning when Lawyer Lincoln was walking from his house to the
state-house, at Springfield, he spied a child weeping at a gate. The
girl had been promised a trip by the railroad-cars for the first time;
all was arranged for her to meet another little companion and travel
with her, but she was detained from getting out for the station, as no
one was about to carry her trunk. She drew the conclusion that she must
lose her train, and she burst into fresh tears.
The box in question was a toy casket proportionate to her size. Lincoln
smiled, and that almost dismissed her tears if not her fears. They were
immediately dispelled, however, by his cheerily crying out:
"Is that all? Pooh-pooh! Dry your eyes and step out."
He reached over the fence and lifted clear across to him the trunk. He
raised it on his shoulder with the other hand, crossing as a corn-bag
is carried. He grabbed her by the hand just as the tooting of the train
whistle was heard in the mid-distance. So half-lugging her, the pair
hurried along to the depot, reaching it as the cars rolled in and
pulled up.
He put her on the car, kissed her, and cheered her off with:
"Now, have a real good time with your auntie!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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