The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
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The Lincoln Story Book: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
It was confidently forethought by the numerous admirers of Governor
Seward--who escaped being the President by a political combination and
not want of supreme merit--that he would in the Cabinet, whatever
nominally his post, be the ruling spirit. Not a man suspected that the
plain man of the prairie could develop into the lord of the manor, and
put and keep not only the able and cultured Seward, but the turbulent
Stanton and the obstreperous Chase, in their places. The pettifogger of
the West simply expanded, like its sunflower, in the fierce white light
around the chair, and was the lion, among the lesser creatures.
Seward raised his hand early. Within a month he had the impertinent
fatuity to lay before his superior a paper suggesting the policy, and
moving that the President might commit to him, the secretary, the
carrying out of that policy! With gentle courtesy--says General
Viele--Lincoln took the paper from the author and popped it into his
portfolio. He had no policy, and did not want another's. He had bottled
his wasp. Seward was obedient as the spaniel. His powers were
recognized by the villains who comprised him in the detestable plot.
* * * * *
THAT KING LOST HIS HEAD.
In 1865 the President and his state secretary received as peace
commissioners Alexander Stephens, Hunter, and Campbell. They wanted
recognition of their President, Davis, as head of the Confederated
States--an entity. Without stultification, this was impossible. In the
course of the discussion, reference was made to King Charles I. of
England and his Parliament negotiating--so might the established
Washington government treat with the rebel Davis. On Lincoln's features
stole that grim smile foretelling his shaft ready to shoot, and he
interjected:
"Upon questions of history I must refer you to Mr. Seward, for he is
posted on such things, and I do not profess to be; but my only distinct
recollection of that matter is that Charles I. lost his head!"
* * * * *
SWEARING LIKE A CHURCHWARDEN.
To convey the President from General Hooker's camp to the review of
General Reynolds' corps, a ride had to be taken in a six-mule
ambulance. Either not knowing the rank of his passenger, or being a
teamster, which in our army replaces the French sapper for rudeness,
the driver showered as many oaths of the largest caliber--fire and fury
signifying nothing--as snaps of the long cowhide. Lincoln, who had
known the genus in the clay of the West, kept his eye on him while
leaning out of the window. In an interval when the vociferator had to
take breath, he asked quietly:
"Excuse me, my friend, are you an Episcopalian?"
"N-no, Mr. President," stammered the astonished jehu, "I am a
Methodist."
"Well, I thought you must be an Episcopalian, for you swear like
Secretary Seward, a warden of that church."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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