England -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Mothers and daughters -- Fiction; Paris (France) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
And at last the audience laughed also. It laughed because the big
policeman, unconquerable, had made another intrepid dash for the centre of
the wheel and fallen upon his stomach as upon a huge india-rubber ball. The
audience did more than laugh--it shrieked, yelled, and guffawed. The
performance to be witnessed was worth ten times the price of entry. Indeed
no such performance had ever before been seen in the whole history of
popular amusement. And in describing the affair the next morning as
"unique" the _Birmingham Daily Post_ for once used that adjective with
absolute correctness. The policemen tried again and yet again. They got
within feet, within inches, of their prey, only to be dragged away by the
mysterious protector of militant maidens--centrifugal force. Probably never
before in the annals of the struggle for political freedom had maidens
found such a protection, invisible, sinister and complete. Had the
education of policemen in England included a course of mechanics, these
particular two policemen would have known that they were seeking the
impossible and fighting against that which was stronger than ten thousand
policemen. But they would not give up. At each fresh attempt they hoped by
guile to overcome their unseen enemy, as the gambler hopes at each fresh
throw to outwit chance. The jeers of the audience pricked them to
desperation, for in encounters with females like Jane Foley and Audrey they
had been accustomed to the active sympathy of the public. But centrifugal
force had rendered them ridiculous, and the public never sympathises with
those whom ridicule has covered. The strange and side-splitting effects of
centrifugal force had transformed about a hundred indifferent young men and
women into ardent and convinced supporters of feminism in its most advanced
form.
In the course of her slow revolution Audrey saw the rosetted steward
arguing with the second loud man, no doubt to persuade him to stop the
wheel. Then out of the tail of her eye she saw the steward run violently
from the tent. And then while her back was towards the entrance she was
deafened by a prodigious roar of delight from the mob. The two policemen
had fled also--probably for reinforcements and appliances against
centrifugal force. In their pardonable excitement they had, however,
committed the imprudence of departing together. An elementary knowledge of
strategy should have warned them against such a mistake. The wheel stopped
immediately. The second loud man beckoned with laughter to Jane Foley and
Audrey, who rose and hopefully skipped towards him. Audrey at any rate was
as self-conscious as though she had been on the stage.
"Here's th' back way," said the second loud man, pointing to a coarse
curtain in the obscurity of the nether parts of the enclosure.
They ran, Jane Foley first, and vanished from the regions of the Joy Wheel
amid terrific acclamations given in a strong Midland accent.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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