The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
During the afternoon the happy littérateurs, released from their
daily toil, threw themselves heartily into the enjoyment of all
kinds of winter sport. Some put on skates and sped up and down the
frozen surface of the Hackensack, while others coasted downhill, threw
snowballs at one another, and even made little sliding-places on the
sidewalk, where they enjoyed themselves to their hearts’ content. When
twilight fell upon the settlement they all entered their homes, to
emerge half an hour later clothed in Sunday attire, with their faces
and hands as clean as soap and water could make them, ready to sit down
to the great Christmas banquet provided for them by their employer.
It is doubtful if there has ever been as large a number of literary
men seated at any banquet-table as gathered on this evening as the
guests of Master Mechanic McClure. The host sat at the upper end of the
great horseshoe table, and beside him were invited guests representing
the literary profession in its many phases. The guests were deftly
and quickly served by a corps of one-rhyme-to-the-quatrain poets who
had formerly been contributors to Mr. Spencer’s organ of thought, the
_Illustrated American_, and were thoroughly accustomed to waiting.
At the close of the feast a huge pie was placed upon the table, and
instantly opened by Mr. McClure. Thereupon, to the delight of all the
guests, Mr. J. K. Bangs sprang forth and sang a solemn and beautiful
hallelujah in praise of the Harper publications.
After the applause which followed this unexpected encomium of the great
publishing-house had subsided, Mr. McClure introduced to his employees
the literary centipede, Mr. Harry Thurston Peck, who stood up in his
place, with a pen in each claw, and explained how it was possible not
only to work with all his tentacles at once, but also to give the lie
to the old story of the Crow and the Fox, by editing a magazine with
his teeth, and at the same time lecturing to the Columbia College
students without letting go of his job.
During Mr. Peck’s remarks the giver of the feast quietly withdrew, and,
as the speaker ended, the curtains were withdrawn, revealing the great,
brilliantly lighted tree, and Mr. McClure himself in the garb of Santa
Claus, ready to distribute the Christmas gifts. There was a present for
every one, and all had been chosen with special reference to individual
tastes. To one was given a sled, to another a pair of skates, to a
third a suit of warm underwear, and to a fourth a silver-mounted ivory
foot-rule for scanning poetry.
To such of the workmen as held an unusually high record for a year
of industrious work, not marred by any breakage of valuable goods,
Mr. McClure gave also an order for some article which could easily be
prepared in odd moments, and which would be liberally paid for when
completed and packed for shipment.
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