The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
“Now to work,” continued the first speaker, as he stooped to examine
some goods on the floor. “What have we here? A serial for the _Atlantic
Monthly_? Well, we’ll soon fix that,” and in another moment he had
injected a quantity of ginger into the story, ruining it completely.
Then the work of destruction went on, while Messrs. Rime & Reeson
watched the vandals with horror depicted on their faces. A pan of
sweepings from the humorous department, designed for Harper’s “Editor’s
Drawer” and the _Bazar_, was thrown away, and real funny jokes
substituted for them. A page article for the Sunday supplement of a
New York daily, entitled “Millionaires who have Gold Filling in their
Teeth,” embellished with cuts of twenty different jaws, was thrown
out, and an article on “Jerusalem the Golden,” ordered by the _Whited
Sepulchre_, substituted.
Messrs. Rime & Reeson could control themselves no longer. Stacked
against the wall like a woodpile were the twelve instalments of a
_Century_ serial by Amelia E. Barr, which had been sawed into the
proper lengths that afternoon. Seizing one of these apiece, the three
men made a sudden onslaught on the miscreants and beat them into
insensibility. Then they bound them securely and delivered them over to
the tormentors.
As for honest William Sonnet, he was made foreman of the whole foundry;
and his wife, who was a fashion-writer, and therefore never fit to be
seen, received a present of two beautiful new tailor-made dresses,
which fitted her so well that no one recognized her, and she opened a
new line of credit at all the stores in the neighborhood.
It was a happy family that sat down to the Easter dinner in William
Sonnet’s modest home; and to make their joy complete, before the
repast was ended an envelope arrived from William’s grateful employers
containing an appointment for his bedridden mother-in-law as reader for
a large publishing house.
THE TWO BROTHERS;
OR, PLUCKED FROM THE BURNING.
“No, Herbert, I would advise you to tear up that card and put
temptation away from you. If you yield now you will weaken your moral
character, and you will have less strength to resist another time.”
The speaker, a young man of grave, honest aspect, was standing with
his hand laid in a kindly way on his younger brother’s shoulder. The
latter, whose face was cast in a more delicate and a weaker mould,
stood irresolutely twirling in his hand a card of invitation to an
afternoon tea.
“I don’t see what harm it will do just for this one time,” he said,
pettishly. “You’re always preaching about temptation, John; but, for
my part, I think it’s my duty as a writer to see a little of every side
of life. I want to write a novel some day and to have one of the scenes
laid at a kettledrum. How can I describe one unless I see it myself?”
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