The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
He had no appetite for dinner that night--the tea and the sticky cake
had done their work; and instead of joining the poker class over
Cassidy’s Exchange, he sat down by the fire to brood over the new life
that was opening before him. The Society bee--the most malevolent
insect in the world’s hive--had stung him under his bonnet, the poison
was already in his veins, and when John returned at midnight from the
poker meeting his brother addressed him as “deah boy.”
Now John Dovetail had always looked after his younger brother with the
same solicitude that he would have bestowed upon a helpless child, and
to-night there was an anxious look in his face as he seated himself by
the open fire and drew from his vest-pocket the cigar which he had won
by throwing dice with Cassidy at the Exchange. He was prepared to enjoy
himself for a half-hour in that peace of mind which an easy conscience
alone can give. His evening had been well spent--thanks to that
merciful dispensation which has ordained that even the vilest sinner
shall fill a bobtail flush once in a while--and yet, as he sat there
before the glowing embers, dark misgivings filled his mind. Older than
his brother by fully four years, and of infinitely wider experience and
knowledge of the world, he knew only too well the danger that lurked in
the leaves of the five-o’clock tea.
“Alas!” he said to himself, “I hear that the Swelled Head is very
prevalent this winter. It is contagious, and there is no place--not
even an amateur theatrical company--where one is so sure to be exposed
to it as at a kettledrum. Suppose, after my years of watchful care, my
poor brother were to be taken down with it!”
* * * * *
The weeks rolled on, and Herbert, having once yielded to temptation,
soon found it almost impossible to control his appetite for
Society functions. Not only had he formed as undesirable a list of
acquaintances as he could have made by heading the cotillion for three
seasons, but he even had the temerity to tell his brother John--whose
life was still one of noble purpose and lofty endeavor--that he
wondered how he could spend all his evenings playing poker in the room
over Cassidy’s Exchange, instead of--
“Instead of what, Herbert?” demanded John, in clear, ringing accents.
“Instead of doing as you have been doing ever since you took your
first plunge into the maelstrom of tea and cake and lemonade that is
fast whirling you to destruction? No, Herbert, I have watched you day
by day, and I have noted the change that has gradually come over you.
For weeks past you have been gradually growing apart from me and from
your old-time associates, and have affiliated yourself with a class of
people who are far beneath you. Where were you last night at the hour
when you should have been opening jack-pots in the room over Cassidy’s
Exchange? You were up-town skipping the tralaloo.”
Herbert started and grew pale. “How did you find that out?” he asked,
hoarsely.
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