The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
The next speaker was Mrs. Measel, whose career I have watched with
feelings of mingled respect and amazement. Mrs. Measel has taught art
in a dozen towns, lectured on the Great Unknowable in at least two of
the large cities, and given “Mornings with Montaigne,” “Babblings from
Browning,” and “Studies from Stepniak,” in whatever place she could
obtain a hearing. On this occasion she talked about the renaissance
of something or other, I’ve forgotten exactly what--and, by the way,
there is no better word for use in culture circles than renaissance,
and that, too, whether you can pronounce it or not--well, she began
with her renaissance, but very soon branched off into a dissertation
on Tolstoï and Ibsen and a few more “epoch-making” people with whose
names she happened to be familiar. I remember she said that _The Doll’s
House_ was one of the grandest plays of modern times, whereat Dr.
Paulejeune, who had listened to everything up to this point without
turning a hair, smiled broadly. On the whole Mrs. Measel’s was a
good shallow talk for good shallow people, and I am sure she made a
delightful impression on us all.
Then, at a signal from the president, Dr. Paulejeune made his way to
the platform and delivered an address which I am sure will never be
forgotten by those who heard it. It was a daring speech for any one to
make, and particularly so for a stranger, and that it proved effective
in a far higher degree than either of us had ever expected was due to
the tact, scholarship, subtlety, and sincerity of my distinguished
friend, Dr. Émile Paulejeune.
The doctor began with a graceful tribute to the eloquence, wit, and
scholarship of the speakers who had preceded him, and then went on
to say that he had chosen as the subject of his discourse one of the
greatest writers of fiction that the world has ever known--Daniel De
Foe.
There was hearty applause at this, and some scratching of heads and
obvious efforts on the part of certain guests to remember who De Foe
was and what he had written. I could not help turning in my chair to
take a look at Mrs. Symple. The poor little woman was leaning forward
with an expression of absolute dismay on her silly face. I could read
her thoughts plainly: “Oh dear, this new doctor has been and gone and
dragged up another man for me to read about, and I’m sure if I get one
more book into my head it’ll crowd some other one out!”
But the look of dismay changed to one of blank, open-mouthed amazement,
which was shared by a large number of the guests, as Dr. Paulejeune
continued impressively: “And the book which I have come prepared to
speak of is _Robinson Crusoe_.”
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