The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
Persons of this description are found in large numbers in the rural
districts, and, therefore, any story tending to cast ridicule on the
city man who puts on airs, or, in other words, affects the amenities of
civilized life, is sure to be appreciated.
For example: It is the delight of sportsmen to fish for trout with
fly-rods and tackle of an elaborate description, to the intense
amusement of the yokel who catches fish, not for sport, but in order
that he may sell them at an exorbitant price to some ignorant stranger.
Now it is a very easy matter to compose a story on this basis suited to
the comprehension of such a rustic.
The following is a fair specimen of a story of the class I have
described:
“He was a real sportsman, just from the city, and he had come down into
the country to show the benighted inhabitants how to catch fish. He
had a new patent rod in his right hand and a brand-new basket over his
left shoulder. In his coat-tail pocket he carried a silver flask, and
in his breast-pocket a big wallet filled with all the latest devices in
newfangled flies. He walked down the road with the air of a man who had
come to catch fish and knew just how to do it.
“It was growing dark when he returned to the hotel, wet, muddy, and
weary, and sadly laid aside his implements of sport.
“‘Fish don’t bite in this blawsted country, yer know,’ was his reply to
the landlord’s cheery inquiry, ‘What luck?’
“And just at this moment who should come along but old Bill Simons’s
sandy-haired, freckle-faced boy Jim, with his birch-pole over his
shoulder, and a fine string of the speckled beauties in his brown paw.
“‘Good Gawd!’ exclaimed the dude, ‘how did you catch those, me boy?’
“‘Hook ’n’ line, yer fool! How d’yer s’pose?’ was Jim’s answer, as he
pulled a handful of angleworms, the last of his bait, from his pocket,
and threw them out of the window.”
McCLURE’S MODEL VILLAGE FOR LITERARY TOILERS.
I paid a visit yesterday to the model village of Syndicate, founded
by Mr. S. S. McClure for the benefit of the literary hands employed
in his great enterprises, and I am bound to say that in point of
neatness, order, and the completeness of its sanitary arrangements it
is infinitely superior to the similar town of Pullman or any of the
colonies established by the late Baron Hirsch.
It is situated on a bit of rising ground that overlooks the Hackensack
River, the site having been chosen with a view to economy and
convenience in the shipping of material by water. The village has
been in existence a little less than two years, but it already has
a population of nearly four thousand able-bodied authors, poets and
syndicate hands, together with their wives and families, most of whom
do their work in the village, though fully a hundred go each day to the
McClure factory, in Twenty-fifth Street, returning in the evening in
time to take part in the social life of the community.
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