The literature of kissing : $b gleaned from history, poetry, fiction, and anecdoteBombaugh, Charles C. (Charles Carroll)
History
The literature of kissing : $b gleaned from history, poetry, fiction, and anecdote
Bombaugh, Charles C. (Charles Carroll)
Kissing
“I am a poor student,” said he, “the son of a widow. If Fröken would
condescend to give me a kiss, I should win a large sum of money, which,
enabling me to continue my studies, would relieve my mother of a great
anxiety.”
“If success depend on so small a thing,” said the innocent girl, “I can
but comply;” and therewith, sweetly blushing, she gave him a kiss, just
as if he had been her brother.
Without a thought of wrong-doing, the young girl went to church, and
afterwards told her father of the encounter.
The next day the governor summoned the bold student to his presence,
anxious to see the sort of person who had thus dared to accost his
daughter. But the young man’s modest demeanor at once favorably impressed
him. He heard his story, and was so well pleased that he invited him to
dine at the castle twice a week.
In about a year the young lady married the student whose fortune she
had thus made, and who is at the present day a celebrated Swedish
philologist. His amiable wife died a few years since.
TUNNEL STORIES.
The well-known court-plaster incident is said to have occurred in one of
the tunnels of the Hudson River Railroad. A very pretty lady was seated
opposite to a good-looking gentleman who was accompanying a party to
Saratoga Springs. It was observed that this exceedingly handsome young
woman had the smallest bit of court-plaster on a slight abrasion of the
surface of her red upper lip. As the cars rumbled into the darkness
of the tunnel, a slight exclamation of “Oh!” was heard from the lady,
and when the cars again emerged into the light, the little piece of
court-plaster aforesaid had become in some mysterious manner transferred
to the upper lip of the young gentleman! Curious, was it not?
A Western youth played a trick on two school-girls returning home for
vacation, which is thus reported:
Occupying a seat on the train just back of them, he entered into a
flirtation which was in no way discouraged. The train came to a dark
tunnel, and when it got midway he kissed the back of his own hand
audibly,—gave it a regular buss. Each girl, of course, charged the other
with guilt, and the passengers thought possibly the youth had kissed
both. When they got home, each told the joke on the other, and for the
first time two girls have the credit of having been kissed without having
enjoyed that pleasure.
A similar story, but with an improvement, is told of Horace Vernet, the
eminent painter.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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