The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
It was just then--he vividly recalls the moment--as Griswold felt in his
waistcoat for his watch--that Miss Jerry Dangerfield, with Thomas
Ardmore at her side, galloped into view. They were racing madly, like
irresponsible children, and bore boisterously down upon the two
pilgrims.
Jerry and Ardmore, hatless and warm, were pardonably indignant at thus
being arrested in their flight, and the master of Ardsley, feeling for
once the dignity of his proprietorship, broke out stormily.
"I would have you know--I would have you know--" he roared, and then his
voice failed him. He stared; he spluttered; he busied himself with his
horse, which was dancing in eagerness to resume the race. He quieted the
beast, which nevertheless arched and pawed like a war-horse, and then
the master of Ardsley bawled:
"Grissy! I say, Grissy!"
Miss Osborne and Professor Griswold, on their drooping Mingo County
nondescripts, made a tame picture before Ardmore and his fair companion
on their Ardsley hunters. The daughter of the governor of South Carolina
looked upon the daughter of the governor of North Carolina with high
disdain, and it need hardly be said that this feeling, as expressed by
glacial glances, was evenly reciprocal, and that in the contemptuous
upward tilt of two charming chins the nicest judgment would have been
necessary to any fair opinion as to which state had the better argument.
The associate professor of admiralty was known as a ready debater, and
he quickly returned his former friend's salutation, and in much the
contumelious tone he would have used in withering an adversary before a
jury.
"Pardon me, but are you one of the employees here?"
"Why, Grissy, old man, don't look at me like that! How did you--"
"I owe your master an apology for riding upon his property at a time
when pestilence is giving you cause for so much concern. The death-rate
from scarlet fever is deplorably high--"
"Oh, Grissy!" cried Ardmore.
"You have addressed me familiarly, by a nickname sometimes used by
intimate friends, though I can't for the life of me recall you. I want
you to know that I am here in an official capacity, on an errand for the
state of South Carolina."
Miss Dangerfield's chin, which had dropped a trifle, pointed again into
the blue ether.
"You will pardon me," she said, "but an agent of the state of South
Carolina is far exceeding his powers when he intrudes upon North
Carolina soil."
"The state of South Carolina does what it pleases and goes where it
likes," declared Miss Barbara Osborne warmly, whereupon Mr. Ardmore, at
a glance from his coadjutor, waxed righteously indignant.
"It's one thing, sir, for you to ride in here as a sight-seer, but quite
another for you to come representing an unfriendly state. You will
please choose which view of the matter I shall take, and I shall act
accordingly."
Griswold's companion spoke to him earnestly in a low tone for a moment,
and then Griswold addressed Ardmore incisively.
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