The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"I lost my baggage train," he laughed, "and Governor Dangerfield is so
anxious not to miss this opportunity to settle the Appleweight case that
I hurried out to meet you with these gentlemen."
"Appleweight!" exclaimed the group of officers in amazement.
"None other than the great Appleweight!" responded Collins. "The
governor has him in his own hands at last, and is going to carry him
across the border and into a South Carolina bastile, as a little
pleasantry on the governor of South Carolina."
"He's had a sudden change of heart if he's captured Appleweight,"
remarked a major incredulously. "His policy has always been to let old
Bill alone."
"It's only a ripple of the general reform wave that's sweeping the
country," suggested Ardmore cheerfully. "Turn the rascals out; put the
rascals in; keep the people hopeful and the jails full. That's the
Dangerfield watchword."
"Well, I guess Dangerfield knows how to drive the hearse if there's got
to be a funeral," observed the quartermaster. "The governor's not a man
to ride inside if he can find another corpse."
And they all laughed and accepted the situation as promising better
diversion than they had expected from the summer maneuvers.
The militia officers gave the necessary orders for breaking the
half-formed camp, and then turned their attention to the entertainment
of their guests. Ardmore kept track of the time, and promptly at ten
o'clock Collins rose from the log by the roadside where they had been
sitting.
"We must obey the governor's orders, gentlemen," said Collins
courteously, "and march at once to Ardsley. I, you understand, am only a
courier, and your guest for the present."
"If you please," asked Cooke, when the line had begun to move forward,
"what is that wagon over there?"
He pointed to a mule team hitched to a quartermaster's wagon that a
negro was driving into position across the rough field. It was piled
high with luggage, a pyramid that rose black against the heavens. One of
the militia officers, evidently greatly annoyed, bawled to the driver to
get back out of the way.
"Pardon me," said Collins politely, "but is that your personal baggage,
gentlemen?"
"That belongs to Colonel Gillingwater," remarked the quartermaster. "The
rest of us have a suit-case apiece."
"Do you mean," demanded Ardmore, "that the adjutant-general carries all
that luggage for himself?"
"That is exactly it! But," continued the quartermaster loyally, "you
never can tell what will happen when you take the field this way, and
our chief is not a man to forget any of the details of military life."
"In Washington we all think very highly of Colonel Gillingwater,"
remarked Collins, with noble condescension, "and in case we should
become involved in war he would undoubtedly be called to high rank in
the regular establishment."
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