The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"My letter," said the emissary soberly, "is for Mr. Thomas Ardmore, and,
unless I am mistaken, you are that gentleman."
Ardmore seized a long envelope which the man extended, tore it open, and
read:
Thomas Ardmore, Esq.,
Acting Governor of North Carolina,
In the Field:
SIR--As I understand the present unhappy differences between the
states of North and South Carolina, they are due to a reluctance on
the part of the governor of North Carolina to take steps toward
bringing to proper punishment in North Carolina an outlaw named
Appleweight. I have the honor to inform you that that person is now
in jail at Kildare, Dilwell County, North Carolina, properly
guarded by men who will not flinch. If necessary I will support
them with every South Carolinian able to bear arms. This being the
case, a _casus belli_ no longer exists, and to prevent the
effusion of blood I beg you to cease your hostile demonstrations on
our frontier.
Our men seized a few prisoners during the night, and I am willing
to meet you to arrange an exchange on the terms proper in such
cases.
I am, sir, your obedient servant,
HENRY MAINE GRISWOLD,
For the Governor of South Carolina.
"The nerve of it! The sublime cheek of it!" exclaimed Ardmore, though
the sight of Griswold's well-known handwriting had shaken him for the
moment.
"As a bluffer your little friend is quite a wonder," was Jerry's only
comment when she had read the letter.
Ardmore promptly wrote on the back of Griswold's letter this reply:
Henry Maine Griswold, Esq.,
Assistant Professor of Admiralty,
Camp Buzzard, S. C.:
SIR--Appleweight is under strong guard in the jail at Turner Court
House, Mingo County, South Carolina. I shall take pleasure in
meeting you at Ardsley at five o'clock this afternoon for the
proposed exchange of prisoners. To satisfy your curiosity the man
Appleweight will be produced there for your observation and
identification.
I have the honor, sir, to remain, with high regard and admiration,
your obliged and obedient servant,
THOMAS ARDMORE,
Acting Governor of North Carolina.
"Putting 'professor' on that will make him crazy," remarked Ardmore to
Jerry.
The messenger departed, but recrossed the Raccoon shortly with a formal
note agreeing to an armistice until after the meeting proposed at
Ardsley.
"Colonel Daubenspeck, you may withdraw your men and go into camp until
further orders," said Jerry, and the notes of the bugle singing the
recall rose sweetly upon the air.
"By George," said Ardmore, as he and Jerry rode away, "we'll throw it
into old Grissy in a way that will jar the professor. But when it comes
to the exchange of prisoners, I must tell the boys to bring up that chap
I locked in the corn-crib. I had clean forgotten him."
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