The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
She bowed coldly to Griswold, whose hand, as he surveyed the room and
glanced out at the flag that fluttered in the doorway, went to his
mustache with that gesture that Ardmore so greatly disliked; but
Griswold again bowed gravely to his adversaries.
"Miss Dangerfield, and gentlemen," began Griswold, with an air of
addressing a supreme tribunal, "I believe this whole matter depends upon
the arrest of one Appleweight, a well-known outlaw of North Carolina--"
"I beg your pardon--"
It was Jerry who interrupted him, her little fists clenching, a glint of
fire in her eyes.
"It is for me to ask your pardon, Miss Dangerfield! Let us agree that
this person is an unworthy citizen of any state, and proceed. It has
been your endeavor to see this man under arrest in South Carolina, thus
relieving North Carolina or her chief executive of responsibility for
him. We, on our side, have used every effort to lodge Appleweight in
jail on your side of the state line. Am I correct?"
Jerry nodded affirmatively.
"Then, Miss Dangerfield, and gentlemen, I must tell you that you have
lost your contention, for Appleweight spent last night in jail at
Kildare, and to secure his safe retention there, we generously lent your
state a few of our militia to guard him. The proceeding was a trifle
irregular, we admit--the least bit _ultra vires_--but the peculiar
situation seemed to justify us."
"There are not two Bill Appleweights," remarked Colonel Daubenspeck. "I
assure you that the real criminal spent last night in jail at Turner
Court House, guarded by trustworthy men, and we are able to produce
him."
"The quickest way to settle this point, Professor Griswold, is by
bringing in your man," remarked Ardmore icily.
"On the other hand"--and Griswold's tone was confident--"as there is no
reason for doubt that we have the real Appleweight, and as we are on
your territory and in a measure your guests, it is only fair that you
produce the man you believe to be Appleweight, that we may have a look
at him first."
"Certainly," said Jerry. "Our prisoner does not deny his identity. It
gives us pleasure to produce him."
At a nod from Colonel Daubenspeck the orderly at the door ran off to
where Cooke and the prisoner waited.
In the interval there was a general exchange of introductions at the
bungalow. The adjutant-general of South Carolina was in a merry mood and
began chaffing Ardmore upon the deadly character of apples found in his
orchard beyond the Raccoon.
"I deeply regret," said Ardmore, rubbing his chin, "that the
adjutant-general of North Carolina is suffering from a severe attack of
_paralysis agitans_ and will be unable to meet with us."
"I deplore the fact," replied the adjutant-general of South Carolina,
"for one of our scouts picked up a darky in the highway a while ago who
had on a uniform dress-coat with the initials 'R. G.' sewed in the
pocket."
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