The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"Now"--and Governor Dangerfield smiled--"I can see that you are all busy
guessing at the number of stops made by my grandfather in the course of
a day, and I hasten to satisfy your curiosity. My grandfather always
started out at six o'clock in the morning, and the springs were so
arranged that he had to make six stops before noon, and four in the
afternoon; but at five o'clock, when he reached home all fagged out by a
hard day's work and sorely needing refreshment, a pitcher of cherry
bounce was waiting for him on the west gallery of the house. After that
he took nothing but a night-cap on retiring for the night. To my friend,
the governor of South Carolina, I need offer no apologies for my
grandfather, once a senator in Congress, and a man distinguished for his
sobriety and probity. He was an upright man and a gentleman, and died at
ninety-two, full of years and honors, and complaining, almost with his
last breath, of a distressing dusty feeling in the throat."
When, as time passed, it seemed that every one had told a story or made
a speech, it was Ardmore's inspiration that Griswold should sing a song.
The associate professor of admiralty in the University of Virginia had
already pledged the loyalty of his state to her neighbors and twin
sisters, the Carolinas, and Barbara, who wore a great bunch of her own
white roses, had listened to him with a new respect and interest, for he
spoke well, with the special grace of speech that men of his state have,
and with little turns of humor that kept the table bubbling merrily.
"I shall comply with your request, my friends, if you can bear with the
poor voice of one long out of tune, and if our host still has in the
house a certain ancient guitar I remember from old times. But I must
impose one condition, that I shall not again in this place be called by
my academic title. I have known wars and the shock of battle along the
Raccoon"--here his hand went to his lips in the gesture that had so
often distressed Ardmore--"and I have known briefly the joy of a
military title. Miss Osborne conferred on me in an emergency the noble
title of major, and by it I demand hereafter to be known."
The governor of South Carolina was promptly upon his feet.
"Henry Maine Griswold," he said in his most official manner, "I hereby
appoint you a major on my staff with all the rights, privileges and
embarrassments thereunto belonging, and you shall to-morrow attend me
personally in my inspection of our troops in the field."
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