The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"Mr. Ardmore, how dare you suggest that we call United States troops
into North Carolina! Don't you know that would be an insult to every
loyal son of this state? I should have you know that the state of North
Carolina is big enough to take care of herself, and if any president of
the United States sends any troops down here while I'm running this
office, he'll find that, while our people will gladly die, they never
surrender."
"Oh, I didn't mean anything like that by what I said," pleaded Ardmore,
frightened almost to tears. "Of course, we've got our own troops, and
we'll get through all our business without calling for help. I
shouldn't any more call on the president than I'd call on the czar of
Russia."
She seemed satisfied with this disclaimer, and produced a diary in which
Governor Dangerfield had noted his appointments far into the future.
"We'll have to break a lot of engagements for papa. Here's a speech he
promised to make at Wilmington at the laying of the corner-stone of the
new orphan asylum. That's to-morrow, and papa can't be there, so we'll
send a telegram of congratulation to be read instead. Then he was to
preside at a convention of the Old Fiddlers' Association at Goldsboro
the next day, and he can't do that. I guess we'd better telegraph and
say how sorry he is to be delayed by important official business. And
here's--why, I had forgotten about the National Guard encampment, that's
beginning now."
"Do you mean the state militia?" Ardmore inquired.
"Why, of course. They're having their annual encampment over in Azbell
County at Camp Dangerfield--they always name the camp for the
governor--and father was to visit the camp next Saturday for his annual
inspection. That's near your county, where your farm is; didn't you know
that?"
Ardmore was humble, as he always was when his ignorance was exposed,
but his face brightened joyfully.
"You mustn't break that engagement. Those troops ought to be inspected.
Inspecting his troops is one of the most important things a governor has
to do. It's just like a king or an emperor. I've seen Emperor William
and King Humbert inspect their soldiers, and they go galloping by like
mad, with all the soldiers saluting, and it's perfectly bully. And then
there have to be maneuvers, to see whether the troops know how to fight
or not, and forced marches and sham battles."
"Papa always speaks to the men," suggested Jerry, a little abashed by
the breadth and splendor of Ardmore's knowledge. His comparison of the
North Carolina militia with the armies of Europe pleased her.
"I think the ladies of the royal family inspect the troops, too,
sometimes," he continued. "The queens are always honorary colonels of
regiments, and present them with flags, which is a graceful thing to
do."
"Colonel Gillingwater never told me that, and he's the adjutant-general
of the state and ought to know."
"What's he colonel of?" asked Ardmore gloomily.
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