The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"He was colonel in the Spanish War, or was going to be, but he got
typhoid fever, and so he couldn't go to Cuba, and papa appointed him
adjutant-general as a reward for his services; but everybody calls him
Colonel just the same."
"It looks like a pretty easy way of getting a title," murmured Ardmore.
"I had typhoid fever once, and nearly died, and all my hair came out."
"You oughtn't to speak that way of my fiancé. It's quite impertinent in
a mere private secretary to talk so."
"I beg your pardon. I forgot that you were engaged. You'll have to go to
Camp Dangerfield and inspect the troops yourself, and they would a lot
rather have you inspect them than have your father do it."
"You mustn't say things like that! I thought I told you your appointment
carried no social recognition. You mustn't talk to me as though I was a
girl you really know--"
"But there's no use of making-believe such things when I do know you!"
"Not the least little tiny bit, you don't! Do you suppose, if you were a
gentleman I knew and had been introduced to, I would be talking to you
here in papa's office?"
"But I pretend to be a gentleman; you certainly wouldn't be talking to
me if you thought me anything else."
"I can't even discuss the matter, Mr. Ardmore. A gentleman wouldn't lie
to a lady."
"But if you know I'm a liar why are you telling me these secrets and
asking me to help you play being governor?" and Ardmore, floundering
hopelessly, marveled at her more and more.
"That's exactly the reason--because you came poking up to my house and
told me that scandalous fib about meeting papa in New Orleans. Mr.
Bassford is a beautiful liar; that's why he's papa's secretary; but you
are a much more imaginative sort of liar than Mr. Bassford. He can only
lie to callers about papa being engaged, or write encouraging letters to
people who want appointments which papa never expects to make; but you
lie because you can't help it. Now, if you're satisfied, you can take
those telegrams down to the telegraph office, and you'd better mail that
letter to Governor Osborne yourself, for fear the man who's running the
lawn-mower will forget to come for it."
The roll of drums and the cry of a bugle broke in upon the peace of the
late afternoon. Miss Jerry rose with an exclamation and ran out into the
broad portico of the state house. Several battalions of a tide-water
regiment, passing through town on their way to Camp Dangerfield, had
taken advantage of a wait in Raleigh to disembark and show themselves at
the capital. They were already halted and at parade rest at the side of
the street, and a mounted officer in khaki, galloping madly into view,
seemed to focus the eyes of the gathering crowd. He was a gallant figure
of a man; his mount was an animal that realized Job's ideal of a
battle-horse; the soldiers presented arms as the horseman rode the line.
Miss Dangerfield waved her handkerchief, standing eagerly on tiptoe to
make her salutation carry as far as possible.
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