The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"None of that! By calling the police you will only get yourself into
trouble. I'm bigger than you are and I should hate to have to throw you
out of the window. Now"--and he caught and hung up the receiver, which
was wildly banging the wall--"now let us be sensible and get down to
business."
"Who the devil are you?" demanded Bosworth, glaring.
"I'm special counsel for Governor Osborne in the Appleweight case.
There's no use in wasting time in further identification, but if you
take down that volume on Admiralty Practice just behind you, you will
find my name on the title page. Or, to save you the trouble, as you seem
to be interested in my appearance, I will tell you that my name is
Griswold and that my address is Charlottesville, Virginia."
"You are undoubtedly lying. If you are smart enough to write a book you
ought to know enough about legal procedure to understand that the
attorney-general represents the state and special counsel would not be
chosen without his knowledge."
"Allow me to correct you, my learned brother. You should never misquote
the opposing counsel--it's one of the rules of the game. What I said a
moment ago was that I represented the governor--Governor Osborne. I
didn't say I represented the state, which is a different matter, and
beset with _ultra vires_ pitfalls. There is no earthly reason why a
governor should not detach himself, so to speak, from his office and act
_in propria persona_, as a mere citizen. His right to private remedy is
not abridged by the misfortune of office-holding. Whether he can himself
be made defendant in an action at law touches that ancient question,
whether the monarch or the state can be sued. That's a question law
students have debated from the beginning of time, but we must not
confuse it with the case at issue. The governor, as a citizen, may
certainly employ such counsel as he pleases, and just now I represent
him. Of course, if you want me to furnish a brief--"
Griswold's manner was deliberate and ingratiating. He saw that the
attorney-general had not the slightest sense of humor and that his play
upon legal phrases was wasted. Bosworth grinned, but not at the legal
status of monarchs and states. He had thought of a clever stroke and he
dealt the blow with confidence.
"Let us assume," he said, "that you represent Mr. Osborne. May I ask the
whereabouts of your client?"
"Certainly. You may ask anything you please, but it will do you no
good. It's an old rule of the game never to divulge a client's secret.
Governor Osborne has his own reasons for absenting himself from his
office. However, he was at home to-night."
"I rather guess not, as I had all the trains watched. You'll have to do
a lot better than that, Mr. Griswold."
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