The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"Delicious!" exclaimed Mrs. Atchison. "Perfectly delicious! And I am
sure that when Tommy explained his real sentiments toward Mr. Billings
you and he became friends at once."
"Not at once, for I came very near having him thrown out of the house;
and I laughed at him about a jug that was given to him on the train at
Kildare with a message in it for papa. You know when you are governor
people always give you presents--that is, your friendly constituents
do. The others give you only unkind words. The temperance people send
you jugs of buttermilk on board your train as you pass through the
commonwealth and others send you applejack. Your brother gave back the
buttermilk and kept the jug of applejack which had a warning to father
in its corn-cob stopper. I thought it was very funny, and I laughed at
your brother so that he was scared and ran out of the house. Then
afterwards I looked out of the window of papa's office and saw Mr.
Ardmore sitting on a bench in the state house yard looking ever so sad
and dejected, and I sent the private secretary out to get him; and now
we are, I think, the best of friends, and Mr. Ardmore is, as I have
already told you, the governor of North Carolina to all intents and
purposes."
"May I call you Jerry? Thank you, dear. Let me tell you that I am
thirty-two and you are--?"
"Seventeen," supplied Jerry.
"And this is the most amusing, interesting and exciting thing I have
heard in all my life. It might be difficult ordinarily for me to forgive
the wink, but your explanation lifts it out of the realm of social
impropriety into the sphere of generous benevolence. And if, after
Colonel Gillingwater has gone to his reward, you should marry my
brother, I shall do all in my power to make your life in our family
happy in every way."
"Your brother does not seem particularly proud of his family
connection," said Jerry. "He spoke of you in the most beautiful way, but
he seems distressed by the actions of some of the others."
Mrs. Atchison sighed.
"Tommy is right about us. We are a sad lot."
"But he is very hard on the duke. Since I came to Ardsley his Grace has
treated me with the greatest courtesy, and he has spoken to me in the
most complimentary terms. He is beyond question a man of kind heart, for
he has promised me his mother's pearl necklace, which had been in her
family for four hundred years."
"I should not hesitate to take the necklace, Jerry, if he really
produces it, for my sister, his wife, has never had the slightest
glimpse of it, and it is, I believe, in the hands of certain English
trustees for the benefit of the duke's creditors. I dislike to spoil one
of his Grace's pretty illusions, but unless Mr. Billings softens his
heart a great deal toward the duke I fear that you will not get the
pearls this summer."
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