"Oh!" Paula cried, breaking in with a sudden thought. "Some day I'll
show you my goldfish. I breed them, too--yea, and commercially. I
supply the San Francisco dealers with their rarest strains, and I even
ship to New York. And, best of all, I actually make money--profits, I
mean. Dick's books show it, and he is the most rigid of bookkeepers.
There isn't a tack-hammer on the place that isn't inventoried; nor a
horse-shoe nail unaccounted for. That's why he has such a staff of
bookkeepers. Why, do you know, calculating every last least item of
expense, including average loss of time for colic and lameness, out of
fearfully endless columns of figures he has worked the cost of an
hour's labor for a draught horse to the third decimal place."
"But your goldfish," Graham suggested, irritated by her constant
dwelling on her husband.
"Well, Dick makes his bookkeepers keep track of my goldfish in the same
way. I'm charged every hour of any of the ranch or house labor I use on
the fish--postage stamps and stationery, too, if you please. I have to
pay interest on the plant. He even charges me for the water, just as if
he were a city water company and I a householder. And still I net ten
per cent., and have netted as high as thirty. But Dick laughs and says
when I've deducted the wages of superintendence--my superintendence, he
means--that I'll find I am poorly paid or else am operating at a loss;
that with my net I couldn't hire so capable a superintendent.
"Just the same, that's why Dick succeeds in his undertakings. Unless
it's sheer experiment, he never does anything without knowing
precisely, to the last microscopic detail, what it is he is doing."
"He is very sure," Graham observed.
"I never knew a man to be so sure of himself," Paula replied warmly;
"and I never knew a man with half the warrant. I know him. He is a
genius--but only in the most paradoxical sense. He is a genius because
he is so balanced and normal that he hasn't the slightest particle of
genius in him. Such men are rarer and greater than geniuses. I like to
think of Abraham Lincoln as such a type."
"I must admit I don't quite get you," Graham said.
"Oh, I don't dare to say that Dick is as good, as cosmically good, as
Lincoln," she hurried on. "Dick _is_ good, but it is not that. It is in
their excessive balance, normality, lack of flare, that they are of the
same type. Now I am a genius. For, see, I do things without knowing how
I do them. I just do them. I get effects in my music that way. Take my
diving. To save my life I couldn't tell how I swan-dive, or jump, or do
the turn and a half.
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