"Well, honestly, I had just got an idea for a gown--a dusty, musty,
mulberry-wine velvet, with long, close lines, and heavy, tarnished gold
borders and cords and things. And the only jewelery a ring--one
enormous pigeon-blood ruby that Dick gave me years ago when we sailed
the _All Away_."
"Is there anything you don't do?" he laughed.
She joined with him, and their mirth sounded strangely hollow in the
pent and echoing dark.
"Who told you?" she next asked.
"No one. After you had been under two minutes I knew it had to be
something like this, and I came exploring."
"It was Dick's idea. He had it built into the tank afterward. You will
find him full of whimsies. He delighted in scaring old ladies into fits
by stepping off into the tank with their sons or grandsons and hiding
away in here. But after one or two nearly died of shock--old ladies, I
mean--he put me up, as to-day, to fooling hardier persons like
yourself.--Oh, he had another accident. There was a Miss Coghlan,
friend of Ernestine, a little seminary girl. They artfully stood her
right beside the pipe that leads out, and Dick went off the high dive
and swam in here to the inside end of the pipe. After several minutes,
by the time she was in collapse over his drowning, he spoke up the pipe
to her in most horrible, sepulchral tones. And right there Miss Coghlan
fainted dead away."
"She must have been a weak sister," Graham commented; while he
struggled with a wanton desire for a match so that he could strike it
and see how Paula Forrest looked paddling there beside him to keep
afloat.
"She had a fair measure of excuse," Paula answered. "She was a young
thing--eighteen; and she had a sort of school-girl infatuation for
Dick. They all get it. You see, he's such a boy when he's playing that
they can't realize that he's a hard-bitten, hard-working,
deep-thinking, mature, elderly benedict. The embarrassing thing was
that the little girl, when she was first revived and before she could
gather her wits, exposed all her secret heart. Dick's face was a study
while she babbled her--"
"Well?--going to stay there all night?" Bert Wainwright's voice came
down the pipe, sounding megaphonically close.
"Heavens!" Graham sighed with relief; for he had startled and clutched
Paula's arm. "That's the time I got my fright. The little maiden is
avenged. Also, at last, I know what a lead-pipe cinch is."
"And it's time we started for the outer world," she suggested. "It's
not the coziest gossiping place in the world. Shall I go first?"
"By all means--and I'll be right behind; although it's a pity the water
isn't phosphorescent. Then I could follow your incandescent heel like
that chap Byron wrote about--don't you remember?"
He heard her appreciative gurgle in the dark, and then her: "Well, I'm
going now."
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