Clergy -- Fiction; Love stories; Scotland -- Fiction
"I sank back in the chair in fair bewilderment, for I didna ken at
that time, as we a' ken now, that she was thinking o' the earl when I
was thinking o' her son. Dominie, it looked to me as if the Lord had
opened a door to me, and syne shut it in my face.
"Syne wi' me sitting there in a kind o' awe o' the woman's simpleness,
she began to tell me what the minister was like when he was a bairn,
and I was saying a' the time to mysel', 'You're chief elder o' the
kirk, Tammas Whamond, and you maun speak out the next time she stops
to draw breath.' They were terrible sma', common things she telled me,
sic as near a' mithers minds about their bairns, but the kind o' holy
way she said them drove my words down my throat, like as if I was some
infidel man trying to break out wi' blasphemy in a kirk.
"'I'll let you see something,' says she, 'that I ken will interest
you.' She brocht it out o' a drawer, and what do you think it was? As
sure as death it was no more than some o' his hair when he was a
litlin, and it was tied up sic carefully in paper that you would hae
thocht it was some valuable thing.
"'Mr. Whamond,' she says solemnly, 'you've come thrice to the manse to
keep me frae being uneasy about my son's absence, and you was the
chief instrument under God in bringing him to Thrums, and I'll gie you
a little o' that hair.'
"Dagont, what did I care about his hair? and yet to see her fondling
it! I says to mysel', 'Mrs. Dishart,' I says to mysel', 'I was the
chief instrument under God in bringing him to Thrums, and I've come
here to tell you that I'm to be the chief instrument under God in
driving him out o't.' Ay, but when I focht to bring out these words,
my mouth snecked like a box.
"'Dinna gie me his hair,' was a' I could say, and I wouldna take it
frae her; but she laid it in my hand, and--and syne what could I do?
Ay, it's easy to speak about thae things now, and to wonder how I
could hae so disgraced the position o' chief elder o' the kirk, but I
tell you I was near greeting for the woman. Call me names, dominie; I
deserve them all."
I did not call Whamond names for being reluctant to break Margaret's
heart. Here is a confession I may make. Sometimes I say my prayers at
night in a hurry, going on my knees indeed, but with as little
reverence as I take a drink of water before jumping into bed, and for
the same reason, because it is my nightly habit. I am only pattering
words I have by heart to a chair then, and should be as well employed
writing a comic Bible. At such times I pray for the earthly well-being
of the precentor, though he has been dead for many years. He crept
into my prayers the day he told me this story, and was part of them
for so long that when they are only a recitation he is part of them
still.
"She said to me," Whamond continued, "that the women o' the
congregation would be fond to handle the hair. Could I tell her that
the women was waur agin him than the men? I shivered to hear her.
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