The Little Red FootChambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
History
The Little Red Foot
Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
New York (State) -- History -- Revolution, 1775-1783 -- Fiction
Lord, but my beard and hair were like Orson's; and I gave myself to the
razor with great content; and later to the shears, bidding young Master
Snips shape my pol for a club and powder in the most fashionable and
military mode then acceptable to the service.
Which he swore he knew how to accomplish; so I took my letters from the
bed and disposed myself in a chair to peruse them while Snips should
remain busy with his shears.
The first letter I unsealed was from Nick Stoner, and written from
Saratoga:
"FRIEND JACK,
"I take quill and ink to acquaint you how it goes with us here in
the regiment.
"I am fifer, and when in action am stationed near to the colours
for duty. Damn them, they should give me a gun, also, as I can
shoot better than any of 'em, as you know.
"My brother John is a drummer in our regiment, and has learned all
his flamms and how to beat all things lively save the devil.
"My father is a private in our regiment, which is pleasant for all,
and he is a dead shot and afeard of nothing save hell.
"I have got into mischief and been punished on several occasions. I
like not being triced up between two halbards.
"I long to see Betsy Browse. She hath a pretty way of kissing. And
sometimes I long to see Anne Mason, who has her own way, too. You
are not acquainted with that saucy baggage, I think. But she lives
only two miles from where my Betsy abides. And I warrant you I was
put to it, sparking both, lest they discover I drove double
harness. And there was Zuyler's pretty daughter, too--but enough of
tender memories!
"Anna has raven hair and jet black eyes and is snowy otherwise. I
don't mean cold. Angelica Zuyler is fair of hair but brown for the
rest----
"Well, Jack, I think on you every day and hope you do well with
your Oneidas, who, we hear, are out with you on the Schoharie.
"Our headquarters runner is your old Saguenay, and he is much
trusted by our General, they say. Sometimes the fierce fellow comes
to visit me, but asks only for news of you, and when I say I have
none he sits in silence. And always, when he leaves, he says very
solemnly: 'Tell my Captain that I am a real man. But did not know
it until my Captain told me so.'
"Now the news is that Burgoyne finds himself in a pickle since the
bloody battle at Oriskany. I think he flounders like a big
chain-pike stranded belly-deep in a shallow pool which is slowly
drying up around him.
"We are no longer afeard of his Germans, his General Baum-Boom, his
famous artillery, or his Indians.
"What the Tryon County lads did to St. Leger we shall surely do to
that big braggart, John Burgoyne. And mean to do it presently.
"I send this letter to you by Adam Helmer, who goes this day to
Schenectady, riding express.
"I give you my hand and heart. I hope Penelope is well.
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