The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A NovelWinter, John Strange
General
The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A Novel
Winter, John Strange
Domestic fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
Julia had come into the room while he was speaking. "Dear daddy," she
said, "you're very dense. Mother's getting vain in her old age. She's
got a French milliner, she's got a French dressmaker, she does her hair
a new way, and she's getting her figure back again. She's quite a new
woman, she's given up working for womanhood generally, and she's getting
frivolous. She's got a club--I mean a real club--in the West End, and
one of these days she's going to give a dinner party and ask you and me
to it."
"Well, well, well, if you're quite sure you are not doing anything
foolish," said Alfred Whittaker; "I only want you to be happy in your
own way. But I want you to be _quite_ sure that you are not doing
anything foolish. It's not natural for a woman of your age to be starved
down to skin and bone."
"My dear Alfred! Think of the breakfast I have made this morning; I have
had twice as much as you."
"I rather doubt that," said Alfred, patting himself in the region he had
just filled, "I rather doubt that. But I should be more satisfied if
you went to a heart specialist. Who is Dr. Money-Berry? What's his
line?"
"He is a specialist," said Regina, with an air, "on all matters
connected with the internal organs above the belt, and those bound in
the chains of fatty degeneration of the heart, he sets free. To those
whose food does not digest properly, he seems able to give a new
digestion. I have full faith in his integrity and his skill, and I beg,
dear Alfred, that you will not worry yourself. I am quite a new woman,
regenerated, rejuvenated."
"Yes, I know, but you are getting so thin."
"And don't you like me better thinner?"
"No, I couldn't like you better, that's impossible, but if you are
better in health for being thinner it's all very well. But if you are
going on reducing yourself to a miserable skeleton nothing will make me
believe it is good for you or make me declare I admire you, for I never
shall."
After he had gone she sat with a flushed and uneasy expression on her
smooth face. As the gate clicked behind her father's departing form
Julia burst into laughter.
"Lor', mother," she said, "how can you bamboozle poor daddy as you do?"
"Julia!"
"Yes, I mean it. Poor daddy doesn't see one inch before his nose, and
you are a sensible woman. You let him think that Dr. Money-Berry is a
specialist for fat round the heart."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, Dr. Money-Berry is a specialist for fat round everywhere, whom
fashionable women go to to have their figures made sylph-like. If Dr.
Money-Berry depended upon cases of heart trouble he wouldn't hang out
very long in Harley Street, and nobody knows that better than you,
mother."
"Julia!"
"But," Julia continued, "you've changed immensely during the last few
months. I don't know what made you throw up your societies and try to
make yourself into a mere domestic woman; but you have regenerated
yourself, that's true enough."
"I was too fat, Julia; it was not wholesome."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account