The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A NovelWinter, John Strange
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The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A Novel
Winter, John Strange
Domestic fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
Just at first, after giving up public life, she had made a feeble effort
to assert the ordinary _rôle_ of motherhood, but she had found herself
brought sharply to a realization of her own principles, that she was
free as air, to do as she liked, and that Julia had the same privileges
as herself. Fortunate it was for Regina that it was so, for she was able
to continue her work of regeneration, carried out on the most
twentieth-century lines, without being hindered by objections and
comments from her husband and daughters. For Julia was accustomed to
spend her days among her own friends and to follow her own inclinations,
and Regina had been for many years accustomed to come and go without
hindrance or comment.
Now, at this time, she became almost too busy to worry about even the
existence of the hussy. Twice a week she spent an hour at The
Dressing-Room, having her hair brushed and kept beautiful. Twice a week
she attended the _salons_ of her beauty specialist, who did all manner
of quaint things to her complexion, smoothing, washing, patting,
kneading, dabbing, spraying, using electricity and washes, and employing
various other modes of rendering her skin beautifully smooth. Then twice
a week she attended the classes of a fashionable expert in physical
culture, and at her bidding Regina, clad in black satin knickers and a
white blouse, innocent of corsets or any other artificial means of
making a figure, went through a series of antics, from blowing her nose
scientifically to hopping about in attitudes suggestive of a gigantic
frog--only that Regina grew less and less gigantic, and more and more
approached to the proportions of her daughters. And then Regina took to
learning the bicycle. Her modesty suggested that she should start on a
machine with three wheels, but the professor of that art, who ran a show
in Regent's Park--well removed from Regina's own domain--assured her
that it was absurd for a person of her age and generally healthy aspect
to begin on a machine that he would recommend to anyone old enough to be
her mother. So Regina, with many misgivings, set out to learn the
bicycle. She was not an easy pupil to teach, but there is no doubt that
the nose blowing, hopping, rolling over and over on the floor, and going
through the many exercises which the expert in physical culture ordained
for her had given her a degree of lissomeness which she had never
enjoyed in the whole course of her existence.
These pursuits necessitated her lunching in town every single day in the
week, and, having some time still on her hands, she devoted one hour in
the week to learning fencing, and then she joined a bridge class
connected with her club. And truly she proved what marvelous changes an
ordinary, stout, podgy, somewhat self-indulgent woman, getting near her
half century, can make in herself if she chooses.
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