The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A NovelWinter, John Strange
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The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A Novel
Winter, John Strange
Domestic fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
"My poor broken-hearted Miranda," the reply ran, "how grieved and
sorry I am for you! Are you sure that your conjectures are correct?
I have known wives who made themselves very unhappy on very small
grounds--not that I wish to imply that your grounds for uneasiness
are small, but are you quite sure? If I were you I would take every
means of finding out. With regard to what you tell me of yourself, I
can see you, my poor Miranda, in my mind's eye, and I hasten to
assure you that, whether you are right or wrong, you will not regret
taking yourself in hand in the beauty sense. For your adipose
tissue, I would recommend you to try Madame Winifred Polson's little
brown tablets. They are wonderful in their effect on stout figures,
particularly in reducing bulk below the waist. If you begin them, be
sure that you give them a very good trial, and that you carry out
her instructions fully and to the very letter. Now, for your
complexion, I can advise you no better than to go to Madame Alvara.
You needn't be the least nervous of going to her, as it is not a
shop, but she has an elegant private house on the best side of
Grosvenor Square. You will probably meet three duchesses on the
stairs, and may have to wait some time, unless you make an
appointment. Place yourself unreservedly in Madame Alvara's hands;
she will restore to you the skin of your childhood. For your
hair--well, that is difficult. I think you ought to write to me
again and tell me what kind of hair you have, whether it is thin or
grey, that I may advise you whether to go to a hair specialist or an
artiste in _toupes_. Write to me again, my dear Miranda, and pray
believe that nothing is too much trouble if I have the reward of
knowing that I have helped you to your legitimate end."
Involuntarily Regina put up her hands and passed them over her head.
She had let her hair take care of itself--that did not mean that she was
grey or that she had a mere whisp; she had thick and luxuriant hair,
turned back from her face and done into a simple coil at the turn of the
head.
"I will not write to-day," she said to herself; "I will go and see the
face specialist and the beauty specialist, and I will pay a visit to the
lady of the little brown tablets, and then I will go to my tailor.
Something I must have to wear every day. If I get a smart coat and
skirt, something loose and _chic_, I can put off the rest of my wardrobe
until I have got my figure down to its normal size."
She went into the hall intending to leave a message with the cook for
Julia, but the parlor-maid happened to be going through the dining-room
to the pantry with a tray of silver things in her hands.
"Oh, Margaret, tell Miss Julia I shall, in all probability, not be in to
lunch, and tell her not to wait for me. She will be occupied during the
rest of the day."
"Very good, ma'am."
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