The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A NovelWinter, John Strange
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The Little Vanities of Mrs. Whittaker: A Novel
Winter, John Strange
Domestic fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
I am convinced that there is a huge opening for what I would call
an all-round advice bureau. Its claims would reach far and wide,
its clients would be drawn from all classes. Among them would be
the women who have no taste in dress. The only difficulty would
be to convince them of the fact.
Regina found The Dressing-Room without difficulty. To be exact, it was
situated in Berners Street and the number was forty-five. Regina gained
admittance, was greeted pleasantly, and expressed a certain portion of
her wishes.
"You would like to have your hair brushed?" said the charming little
lady who received her. "Oh, but you have beautiful hair," she said,
having enveloped Regina in a snowy garment, unfastened the still
abundant coils, and allowed the locks to stray over her shoulders. "O,
you have lovely hair, but how little you make of it!"
"That is exactly why I have come"--her tone was pathetic in its
eagerness. "How would you advise me to wear it?"
"I don't know, I never like to give an opinion off-hand. I'll brush it
thoroughly, see how it lies, study you face and figure--"
"Oh--my figure!" said Regina.
"Why, what is the matter with it?"
"Too fat," Regina sighed.
"Too fat? I'd be glad of a little of your complaint," said the little
woman, who was herself about as fat as a match.
"But I am too fat," Regina cried.
"Well, perhaps you might do with a little less, but I shouldn't
overdo it in the other direction. Of course, there is no doubt that
good-looking women are generally those who are inclined to be stout, but
keep themselves within reasonable limits. They have the best skin, the
best hair, they have so few lines and so few wrinkles, and they escape
the withered look of age."
She was brushing softly yet vigorously at Regina's soft brown locks.
"You are beginning to wear your hair off your forehead."
"I have always worn it off my forehead," said Regina, with dignity.
"No--I don't mean that, I mean that the continued brushing in one
direction has begun to wear it away, and your forehead seems higher than
it really is."
"Yes, it is wearing back."
"Now, we ought to contradict that tendency."
"I can't wear a fringe," said Regina.
"No, a fringe would be out of keeping with your general appearance, and
I never advocate a fringe if it can be dispensed with, but you have been
wearing your hair so tightly dressed. Now, would you let me shampoo your
hair?"
"Oh yes, do what you like," said Regina, with child-like faith and very
unchild-like patience.
"It will help you a little--in this way, it gives the hair a fresh
start. One should never try to dress one's hair in a new fashion without
shaking off as much as possible the old way."
So Regina's hair was washed and dried, and then came the great question
of what style of hair-dressing she should adopt.
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