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“Keeps a syphon wid de figgurs on de slate—de queerest figgurs I
ebber did see. Ise gittin’ to be skeered, I tell you. Hab for to
keep mighty tight eye ’pon him ’noovers. Todder day he gib me slip
’fore de sun up and was gone de whole ob de blessed day. I had a
big stick ready cut for to gib him deuced good beating when he did
come—but Ise sich a fool dat I hadn’t de heart arter all—he
looked so berry poorly.”
“Eh?—what?—ah yes!—upon the whole I think you had better not be
too severe with the poor fellow—don’t flog him, Jupiter—he can’t
very well stand it—but can you form no idea of what has occasioned
this illness, or rather this change of conduct? Has anything
unpleasant happened since I saw you?”
“No, massa, dey aint bin noffin onpleasant SINCE den—’twas ’FORE
den I’m feared—’twas de berry day you was dare.”
“How? what do you mean.”
“Why, massa, I mean de bug—dare now.”
“The what?”
“De bug—I’m berry sartin dat Massa Will bin bit somewhere ’bout de
head by dat goole-bug.”
“And what cause have you, Jupiter, for such a supposition?”
“Claws enuff, massa, and mouff, too. I nebber did see sich a
deuced bug—he kick and he bite eberyting what cum near him. Massa
Will cotch him fuss, but had for to let him go ’gin mighty quick, I
tell you—den was de time he must ha’ got de bite. I didn’t like
de look ob de bug mouff, myself, nohow, so I wouldn’t take hold oh
him wid my finger, but I cotch him wid a piece oh paper dat I
found. I rap him up in de paper and stuff a piece of it in he
mouff—dat was de way.”
“And you think, then, that your master was really bitten by the
beetle, and that the bite made him sick?”
“I don’t think noffin about it—I nose it. What make him dream
’bout de goole so much, if ’taint cause he bit by the goole-bug?
Ise heered ’bout dem goole-bugs ’fore dis.”
“But how do you know he dreams about gold?”
“How I know? why, ’cause he talk about it in he sleep—dat’s how I
nose.”
“Well, Jup, perhaps you are right; but to what fortunate
circumstance am I to attribute the honor of a visit from you to-
day?”
“What de matter, massa?”
“Did you bring any message from Mr. Legrand?”
“No, massa, I bring dis here pissel;” and here Jupiter handed me a
note which ran thus:
“MY DEAR ——
“Why have I not seen you for so long a time? I hope you have not
been so foolish as to take offense at any little brusquerie of
mine; but no, that is improbable.
“Since I saw you I have had great cause for anxiety. I have
something to tell you, yet scarcely know how to tell it, or whether
I should tell it at all.
“I have not been quite well for some days past, and poor old Jup
annoys me, almost beyond endurance, by his well-meant attentions.
Would you believe it?—he had prepared a huge stick, the other day,
with which to chastise me for giving him the slip, and spending the
day, solus, among the hills on the mainland. I verily believe that
my ill looks alone saved me a flogging.
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