“_Need_ we have him to dinner again to-night?” Dandy sighed. “(No. The
V.A.D. was yesterday, and the S.P. something-or-other’s to-morrow.)
I’m sure I know every hair on that wretched Lapwing, by now! And two
of the maids have threatened to give notice if he goes on calling them
‘Skirts.’ Harriet says it’s his generic term for all women-servants,
just as he calls all the men ‘Whiskers,’ but it isn’t very polite. I
wish you’d give him a hint, Daddy dear.”
Hamer looked troubled.
“Of course I don’t want to pester you with him, little girl, but I
can’t help worrying and wanting to lever him out of his rut. A man with
my luck ought to be handing it round if he can. Knewstubb isn’t bad all
through. He’s only--careless. He’s begun to take an interest in one
or two things going, lately. And, anyway, my whisky’s better than the
‘White Lion’s.’”
“How you are scooping in the shekels up aloft, Daddy dear! If you’re
not careful, you’ll break the bank. Why, yes, Stubbs is quite a
different creature already, and you’ve started others stretching a hand
to him, too. They made him a platform ornament at the last Conservative
meeting, and several good souls are trying to push him into positions
of trust. It won’t be your fault if you don’t waft him into Heaven
among you!”
Hamer looked more troubled than ever.
“You’re not sneering at me, are you, Dandy Anne?”
“Oh, DARLING!” Dandy took the fat books from him, and put herself in
their place. “Now may the Bald-Head Bears come out of Crag Yeat Wood
and gobble me up! As if I didn’t just worship you and your trams, and
mean to ride into glory at the tail of one of them! Ask the Stubbs,
by all means, and I will get him to teach me the Farmers’ Shuffle
for the fifteenth time, while you have your after-dinner nap. And you
might ask the Forgotten Parson and the Lonely Lady with the Policeman’s
Rattle. Let’s have a real Tram-Party while we’re about it. There’s the
Grammar-School-Master, too, who blew himself up, last week. I met him
this morning, wandering about in bandages and a splint. He hasn’t a
spare hand, so you’ll have to feed him. Shall I tell mother dinner for
seven? And then let me walk over to Wild Duck with you, and help to
carry the books. I want to see Harriet about ‘Elijah.’”
They found the lady-farmer round by the shippons, on the point of
climbing into the float between the shining milkcans. It was growing
dusk as they went up the gravelled path, and already a light showed in
the pretty farm-house. Snowdrops were thick in the garden, and a band
of yellow crocus edged the foot of the whitewashed porch. Over the
dividing wall they could hear Harriet directing the lighting of the
sparkling lamps.
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