As it happened, Harriet’s Attempt seized the Skirts of Happy Chance
exactly at the right moment. Election fever had been rampant during
the last six weeks, setting everybody canvassing his neighbour with
delirious zeal. First, a county by-election had been rushed through in
a glorious fourteen days of crowded life, taking the eye of the whole
country by the fact that it was fought upon a pioneer question of
national importance. Then the County Council reorganisation came on,
loosing all the grinders at each other’s throats; and when that had
passed, leaving the different divisions to settle down for the next
three years, the District and Parish Councils followed. All sorts of
unaccountable hatreds and differences were abroad, as well as still
stranger enthusiasms for individuals who had not counted a snap of
the fingers before. It was amazing how blood bubbled and boiled for
or against some harmless person whose existence had hitherto mattered
about once in a blue moon. Both men and women made each election a
question of personal insult or exaltation, and said so as often and as
loudly as possible; while the grinders ran from pillar to post, setting
everybody by the ears, and talking loudest of all.
Into this whirlpool was flung the announcement of Harriet’s candidature
as Rural District Councillor for Bluecaster. The district was still
seething, but the strain was beginning to tell, and its enthusiasm
showed signs of needing a fillip. Harriet gave it this fillip. The
older generation was scandalised, the younger amused or contemptuous;
while the earnest ladies who sit on Boarding-out and School Committees
pronounced it publicly to be horrid presumption, and privately wished
that they had thought of doing it themselves. In her own neighbourhood,
however, when the first shock was over, she soon began to find
supporters. Thorne was disliked by most outside his own peculiar,
gullible clan. The story of the milk-fracas soon got round, bringing
the farmers solidly to Harriet’s defence. Wild Duck milk needed no
bush, and though Thorne’s slummites had a pleasant habit of shrieking
“Milk O!” after his opponent, they did not succeed in bringing the
blush of shame to the Knewstubb cheek of innocence. Ratepayers of
standing signed her nomination, and all went merry as a marriage-bell.
And in his thin, deceitful-looking, wedge-shaped boots, Ollivant Thorne
shook.
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