Was he better? _Sure_ he was better? If he didn’t say it more
convincingly than that, nothing on earth would induce her to leave him.
She wasn’t half-certain she wanted to go, as it was! But it was going
to be a lovely day, and she loved the long run, and of course she loved
the aeroplanes and the lovely, big cars--
“In fact, God’s in His Heaven, and no doubt about it, my lovely dear!”
Wiggie observed sadly to his sorry self, and, because the panel was
between them, put into his hearty wish for her day’s happiness all the
melody of the beautiful things he would never say to her now as long
as she lived. And then there came the pulsing roar of the car beneath
his window, throttled down after to a steady purr, and the big wheels
gripped the drive and slurred off and out into the distance. He lay
in bed, listening to the sudden silence of the house, and feeling in
every nerve the desolation of being left behind.
After an argument--carried on, it seemed, independently of his own
brain--between a body which flatly refused to arise, and something
brandishing threats with faces like Harriet’s--he found the body
dressed and at breakfast, by some curious conjuring, and feeling a
little braver and bigger by virtue of a large bath, strong coffee
and the bright morning. Blenkinship’s Marget waited on him with
ardent devotion, and he began hastily to lay his evil plans, seeing
sofa-cushions and beaten-up eggs quite plainly in her yearning eye.
With a royal air he ordered the limousine and the under-chauffeur for
ten minutes to eleven.
Blenkinship’s Marget stared, as well she might, for although she knew
that everything at Watters was entirely at Mr. Wigmore’s service, down
to the last salt-spoon, he had never so much as ordered a wheelbarrow
before. Wiggie read the newspaper upside down, and tried not to look as
though he knew she was staring.
“I thought you’d to keep quiet, sir, to-day, if you’ll excuse my
mentioning it,” she ventured at last, “and you’re looking that poorly,
it fair makes my heart ache! There’s them two gents., too, as was to
call at eleven. You’ll just miss them.”
“No, Marget, I shall not!” he replied firmly. “I shall meet them on the
road, and so you will be saved answering the bell. And we shall both be
saved having to throw them out of the house, because they will never
be inside it. You can’t say it isn’t keeping quiet to sit perfectly
still on a padded seat while things called spiggots and stub-axles and
tappets and gudgeon-pins pull you along. And I’m looking poorly this
morning because you didn’t bring me that treacle-posset you promised,
yesterday. You can’t expect me to be very hearty and blooming after
screaming with hunger all night.”
Marget looked conscience-stricken, and then brightened. The
treacle-posset might atone in some measure for the lack of egg-and-sofa
treatment.
“You shall have it this evening, sir, honest and faithful! I thought it
was only your bit of joke. Then you’ll see the gents., sir?”
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