With stirrup-straps snapping like pistol-shots, he tore down through
the dreaming cattle, with none to stop him or say him nay. The herd
did not wait for explanations; as the posse afterward said, it quit the
earth, while they gathered around the fallen Jack and tried to discover
if it was a doctor or coroner that was needed.
When Jack came up sputtering sand and profane words, there was no herd,
no horse and no Pink anywhere in that portion of Chouteau County.
Weary came back, laughing at the joke and fully expecting to see Pink a
prisoner. When he saw how things stood, he said "Mamma mine!" and
headed for camp on a run. The others deployed to search the range for
a beef-herd, strayed, and with no tag for its prompt delivery.
Weary crept into the bed-tent and got Chip by the shoulder. Chip sat
up, instantly wide-awake. "What's the matter?" he demanded sharply.
"Chip, we--we've lost Cadwolloper!" Weary's voice was tragic.
"Hell!" snapped Chip, lying down again. "Don't let that worry yuh."
"And we've lost the herd, too," added Weary mildly.
Chip got up and stayed up, and some of his remarks, Weary afterward
reported, were scandalous.
There was another scene at sunrise that the Happy Family voted
scandalous--and that was when they rode into a little coulee and came
upon the herd, quietly grazing, and Pink holding them, with each blue
eye a volcano shooting wrath.
"Yuh knock-kneed bunch uh locoed sheep-herders!" he greeted spitefully,
"if yuh think yuh can saw off on your foolery and hold this herd, I'll
go and get something to eat. When I come to this outfit t' work, I
naturally s'posed yuh was cow-punchers. Yuh ain't. Yuh couldn't hold
a bunch uh sick lambs inside a high board corral with the gate shut and
locked on the outside. When it comes t' cow-science, you're the limit.
Yuh couldn't earn your board on a ten-acre farm in Maine, driving one
milk-cow and a yearling calf t' pasture and back. You're a hot bunch
uh rannies--I don't think! Up on Milk River they'd put bells on every
dam' one uh yuh t' keep yuh from getting lost going from the mess-house
t' the corral and back. And, Mr. Weary, next time yuh give a man a
horse t' fall off from, for the Lord's sake don't put him on a gentle
old skate that would be pickings for a two-year-old kid. I thought
this here Glory'd give a man something to do, from all the yawping I've
heard done about him. I heard uh him when I was on the Cross L; and I
will say right now that he's the biggest disappointment I've met up
with in many a long day. He's punk. Come and get him and let me have
something alive. I'm weary uh trying to delude myself into thinking
that this red image is a horse."
The Happy Family, huddled ten paces before him, stared. Pink slid out
of the saddle and came forward, smiling, and dimpling. He held out a
gloved hand to the first man he came to, which was Weary himself. "Are
yuh happy to meet Milk River Pink?" he wanted to know.
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