Detective and mystery stories; Fantômas (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“Scurvy devils!” he was grumbling to himself, “what’s the good of
folks who ask only the marriage witnesses to the breakfast—skinflints
surely! True they’ve paid in advance without any bargaining much, still
in my humble opinion we’d best keep a sharp eye lifting to see they
don’t pocket the spoons; mostly indeed I keep the silver locked up. A
breakfast for six at six francs a head, that don’t come to a couple of
louis. However, let’s hope we’ll make it up on the drinks and cigars.”
The good man stopped in his work; someone had entered the room and was
coming towards him.
“Excuse me, sir,” he said, “but are you the landlord of _The Orange
Blossom_?”
The innkeeper turned to his questioner and looked him up and
down disdainfully. The newcomer was not of a distinguished
appearance—middle-class evidently, soberly dressed in black, a man of
thirty or thereabouts, wearing a very heavy beard.
“What do you want?” he asked him.
“Sir,” asked the stranger in return, “are you by way of engaging
waiters?”
“Certainly not,” was the uncompromising answer, “and least of all
to-day; why, there’s nothing to do—a meal for six at six francs a
head—I and the maidservant will be amply sufficient to wait.”
“Still I should be very wishful ...”
“Nothing doing!”
“Not even if I paid?”
The innkeeper looked wonderingly at the man, surprised at such
persistency.
“What d’you mean by that?”
“Look here,” the would-be waiter explained, “I’m very anxious to wait
at table, to wait at this table, it’s a business I’m keen on. If you’d
let me have the tips for myself, I’ll pay you twenty francs to make it
up to you.”
The landlord of _The Orange Blossom_ hesitated. The man’s offer was
a good one for him, too good indeed; that was more or less what made
him suspicious, for neither of the two could fail to know that the
tips would never in the long run reach any such amount. To tell the
truth, it was this very fact that inclined the innkeeper to look upon
the unknown’s application in a favourable light. But he was still
suspicious. Perhaps the fine fellow had some cute idea at the back
of his head, or perhaps he wanted to kick up a disturbance. Was he
a rejected lover, the bride’s fancy man, or possibly the brother or
kinsman of a former mistress discarded by the bridegroom? One never
knows, such queer things happen! Once more the innkeeper looked hard at
this fellow who was so monstrously eager to take service with him; he
saw the man was calm and composed enough and had not a bad face of his
own.
“Look here,” the landlord of _The Orange Blossom_ began again, “you’re
not humbugging me? you want to pay a louis to wait at table, and you
don’t mean to play any tricks?”
The unknown laughed frankly in the other’s face:
“Why, not a bit of it, sir, that I swear; I tell you, it amuses me to
wait on these people, it’s as you might say, it’s ... it’s a wager I
made with my pals.”
“The tips won’t be heavy,” the innkeeper was charitable enough to warn
him.
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