He interviewed street sweepers, hotel porters, cab drivers newspaper
reporters, milk-wagon drivers, barkeepers and laborers along the river
docks--in fact every follower of an occupation which Bob judged might be
sufficiently unremunerative to keep its votaries in poverty as long as
they persisted in sticking to it. By discreet questioning he learned
whether the prospective client had money in bank, or was involved in
debt. If the former, Bob terminated his interview and neglected to
return; if the latter, Bob would present the victim with a good cigar
and proceed to unfold a tale of wealth in desert lands.
To these men Bob explained every detail of his proposition and gave them
a copy of his contract form and his explanatory circular attached. He
answered all their questions patiently--and satisfactorily, and he was
particularly insistent upon calling to their attention the fact that
they were not required to put up a single dollar in order to acquire
the land. Naturally, this seeming philanthropy immediately inspired
suspicion and a request for information as to what was in the deal for
Mr. McGraw; whereupon Mr. McGraw would point proudly to that clause in
the contract which stipulated a three-dollar-per-acre fee and inform
them that he had private and reliable information of not less than two
irrigation schemes which were being projected in the valley--schemes
which would give their apparently worthless land a value of at least
ten dollars per acre and enable both Mr. McGraw and his client to turn
a nice little profit together. He showed them where he was helpless
without them and where they were profitless without him, and to make a
profit of three dollars per acre for himself he was willing to buy the
land for them and take their promissory notes in payment. More: he would
agree to carry them for the land until they had an opportunity to sell
out at a profit of at least three thousand dollars! Mr. McGraw demanded
to know if anything could possibly be fairer than that.
It could not, and the clients were forced to admit it. Win, lose or
draw, it cost them nothing to play the game with Bob McGraw. After all
is said and done the average human being is a gambler and likes
long odds, and Bob's prospective clients were not so deficient in
intelligence as in ready cash. They knew that desert land without
irrigation is worthless; that no man would advance them money to
purchase it at $1.25 per acre unless he saw a profit in the deal
for himself. Consequently, irrigation was the only solution of that
problematic increase in value, and if Mr. McGraw could afford a flyer so
could they.
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