Donna was standing at her front gate when this purity squad approached.
She guessed their mission instantly, and welcomed it. Whether gracefully
or ungracefully, the matter would soon be over now, and it pleased her
a little to note that all six ladies were leading matrons of the little
town. Each member of Mrs. Pennycook's committee reflected in her face
mingled sadness, embarrassment and curiosity. For three of them Donna
felt a genuine regard; she realized that their visit was actuated by
a desire to help her, if she required help, to lend her their moral
support in the face of suspicion, whether just or otherwise. The other
three, including Mrs. Pennycook, Donna knew for that detestable type of
womankind best known and described as “catty.” Some one of these three
who knew would fire the first gun in this most embarrassing campaign,
and in order to nullify their fire as much as possible, Donna decided
not to wait for that opening broadside, but to sweep them off their feet
by a wave of candor and frankness, leaving them stunned with surprise
and ashamed of their own suspicions.
Upon its arrival, therefore, Donna greeted the delegation cordially,
receiving an equally cordial return of the greeting from all except Mrs.
Pennycook, who swept into the Hat Ranch in dignified silence, head up
and nose in the air, after the manner of one who scents a moral stench
and is resolved to eradicate it at all hazard.
“This _is_ an unexpected pleasure” Donna said hospitably. “Do come in
out of this dreadful heat. I've just finished baking a lovely layer cake
and you're all just in time to sample my cooking. I'll have Soft Wind
make some lemonade. We scarcely require ice here, the water from my
artesian well is so remarkably cool.”
Graciously she herded them all into the shady patio, brought out chairs
and ordered Soft Wind to prepare a huge pitcher of lemonade, while
she herself carried out a small table, spread a tablecloth over it and
crowned it with a layer cake, seven plates, and the accessories.
The delegation squirmed uneasily. The cordiality of this reception and
Donna's apparent pleasure at the visit, together with her total lack of
embarrassment, placed the ladies at a decided disadvantage. Even Mrs.
Pennycook found it a tax on her ingenuity to solve tactfully the problem
of accepting Donna's layer cake and cool lemonade in one breath and
questioning her morals in the other--if this phraseology may be employed
to designate the problem without casting opprobrium on Mrs. Pennycook's
table manners.
There was a silence as Donna poured the lemonade and helped each visitor
to a section of the layer cake. When she had finished, however, she
leaned her elbows on the little table, gazed calmly and a little
roguishly at each guest in turn, and stole their thunder with a single
question:
“How did you all discover that I am married?”
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