“Bless my innocent soul,” Mr. McGraw had murmured at the time, “what
a curious rule! I had a notion that that was the surveyor-general's
business, not mine. I had a notion that he was paid for compiling that
information for the people, and not forcing them to compile it for
themselves.”
However, in no whit daunted by the prospect of a little research work,
Bob had had recourse to the land maps in the office. To his surprise and
chagrin he discovered that as fast as he brought to light a “basis” for
his selection, he was informed, after some perfunctory investigation
by the employees of the State Land Office that these bases _had already
been used!_ Eventually the light of reason began to sift through the fog
of despair and suddenly Bob had a very brilliant idea.
“Euchred!” he muttered to himself. “I do not happen to possess the
requisite amount of inside information and I have no means of obtaining
it until I ascertain where it is for sale! The purpose of this
ridiculous rule is to keep the rabble out of the public domain until
some middleman gets a profit out of his information. I'll just give up
for the time being and await results.”
Bob did not have long to wait. Within a week he received a letter from
an alleged land attorney, offering to locate him on state lieu lands
worth fifty dollars per acre, in return for the trifling payment of
one dollar and twenty-five cents per acre to the state and the further
trifling payment of ten dollars per acre to the purveyor of information
respecting the necessary basis for the exchange!
At the time this procedure had struck Bob as rather humorous. He was an
ardent admirer of genius wherever lie saw it, and even this exhibition
of evil genius, which so adroitly deprived him of his constitutional
right to the public domain without the payment of a middleman's profit,
rather aroused his admiration. At the time he was not financially
equipped to argue the matter calmly, clearly--and judicially, and he
had no money to pay for “inside information.” He only knew that the rule
requiring applicants to designate the basis was an office-made rule and
had no place in Mr. McGraw's copy of the Political Code of the State of
California.
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the knave
caroled Bob, and charged the matter up to experience, not, however,
without first storing the incident away in his nimble brain for future
reference.
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