The Long Dim TrailHooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
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The Long Dim Trail
Hooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
Arizona -- Fiction; Cowboys -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
"I believe all animals have some reason, Paddy. It is human beings who
do not understand them. We call them dumb brutes, because we lack the
patience or intelligence to comprehend. I have learned a great deal
since coming here to live."
"Did yez iver say a cow funeral, Misthress Thraynor?" asked Paddy.
"No, but I have heard the boys speak of them," she answered.
"It's a funny thing," went on Paddy. "Sometoimes a critter's been killed
a wake or two, and no soign of it to be seen. Thin an ould cow will come
along wid her nose to the ground, loike a dog on a trail, shniffin', and
suddenly she raises up her head and lits out a yell loike an Apache
Injun. As soon as she does thot all the cattle that are nigh enough to
hear comes a runnin' to beat the divvle, an' yellin' as loud as they
can. Thin they all sthand around ashniffin' and bawlin' and pawin' up
the ground to beat the band. They don't seem to moind if a cow dies
natural, but when wan of thim is killed so its blood touches the ground,
it upsets the bunch of thim as soon as they find out about it. There was
a tinder-foot that committed suicide three years ago, when he laughed at
one of the Erie outfit that was tellin' about a cow funeral. The Erie
boys had things pretty much their own way, them days."
"Suicide?" asked Nell, wonderingly.
"Well, it figured out that way. He killed hisself by bein' too slow
drawin' his gun."
"How much longer do you think the cattle will hold out, Paddy?" she
asked anxiously.
"Oi belave the strongest wans kin hould out six wakes, but the poorest
wans can't last over two. Yez say, afther the rains comes it beats down
the dry fade that is lift, and there won't be any strength to the new
fade for siveral wakes, so thot makes it harder for a whoile afther the
rains stharts. Thin's the toime cattle gives up." Paddy paused and
smoked reflectively, while Nell rocked slowly, immersed in anxious
thoughts. Paddy squinted at her from under his heavy eyebrows, then
broke the silence, saying, "Did yez iver say ould man Brandther?"
Nell shook her head.
"Will," resumed Paddy, "he's the only wan in Arizony I'm not sorry for.
He's gittin' it in the nick, now, an' Oi'm dumned glad of it! Oi till
yez, he's a genywine hypercrit! Always says grace at male toimes; and
whin he gits out of bed mornin's he goes on his knaze wid his
noight-shirt a floppin' around his shanks and t'umps his craw and tills
the Good Lard what a fine man ould Brandther is! Thin, he goes on the
range and swoipes a couple of calves; and when noight comes, he gits on
his knaze agin an t'umps his craw, and t'anks the Good Lard for all the
marcies He has besthowed that day."
Despite her heavy heart, Nell's eye twinkled, her mouth twitched and a
dimple began to show. The dimple had been hidden away for many days.
Paddy saw and approved it.
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