"My good man, you don't surely imagine I am so devoid of good feeling
and have such a hazy conception of the higher life as not to inform the
Headmaster. I have just returned from breaking the news to him. He took
it quite well on the whole. It was a touching scene. I nearly wept."
Betteridge then arose, and gave an imitation of a Rogers' sermon.
"Well, Ferguson, I must own that I am sorry to lose you. I would give
much to retain you here. But _dis aliter visum_: you must go. You are
expelled. Between the Scylla of over-elation and the Charybdis of
despair you have a long time steered the bark of the School House. But
one failing wipes away many virtues. And we must not discriminate
between the doer and the deed, the actor and the action, the sinner and
the sin. The same punishment for all. But in that paradisal state where
suns sink not nor flowers fade, there will be a sweet reunion."
It was pure Rogers. The dormitory rocked with laughter. Tester began to
give his impressions of what the officer must have looked like. There
was a heated argument as to whether he was a parson. Mansell thought
not.
"A fellow who knows his Bible well would not be shocked with a little
swearing. I bet some of the bits in Genesis and Samuel are hotter than
anything the blighter said. It was probably some dotard who reads
Keats."
This seemed a sound piece of reasoning.
Next day the rumour spread round the school that a half-holiday was
going to be stopped, as no one had owned up.
"Safety," said Tester. "That means the chase is given up."
But the school, which, up to now, had treated the affair as a joke,
began to get annoyed. Tolerance and broadmindedness were all right as
long as their own interests were secure; but when it came to a
half-holiday being stopped because some blighter had not the decency to
own up----
"It's a scandal," said Fletcher, in front of the House studies. "First
this blighter does the school a lot of harm by swearing; and then he is
in too much of a funk to own up, and we get in a row for it. Man must be
a colossal swine."
He forgot that last night he had been treating the whole thing as a
joke. Rogers was passing by up the Headmaster's drive on the way to his
class-room, and overheard this outburst of righteous indignation. His
heart was rejoiced to see such a good moral tone in the school. As he
said in the common room: "It makes one proud to see what a sane,
unprejudiced view the school takes of this unsavoury incident."
Lovelace now hit on a great plan. "Let's organise a strike. Why should
we go into school to-morrow? If we can get enough to cut, we can't be
punished. Let's canvass."
The fiery cross of rebellion was flung down the study passages. With
lists of paper in their hands, Hunter, Mansell, Lovelace and Gordon
(Tester thought himself too big a blood for such a proceeding) dashed
into study after study urging their inhabitants to sign on for the great
strike.
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