At the beginning of the new term the Chief announced that in the upper
school one hour every day would be devoted to the study of either
French, maths or Latin. Each boy would choose his subject. Mr Reddon
would superintend the maths, Mr Trundle the French; for Latin each boy
would go to his own form master. To the hard-working, who had prizes
before their eyes, this scheme presented few attractions; as scholars it
would not be to their advantage to miss any classical hours, and French
was useless in scholarships. Macdonald, when he took down the names of
those who were to do Latin, found all those in front staying with him,
and all those behind going elsewhere. Macdonald laughed up his sleeve.
Indeed Trundle's class-room was filled with the most arrant collection
of frauds that have ever sat together this side of the Inferno. It was
largely a School House gathering. Lovelace was there; Hunter, Mansell,
Gordon, Archie and Collins. Christy's house supplied Dyke, a fine
footballer and a splendid ragger; Claremont's sent two typical dormice
in Forbes and Scobie; Buller's provided no one. Briault hailed from
Rogers. It was his boast that he could imitate any kind of animal from a
dog to a hyena. Benson, the only member of Abercrombie's, was entirely
insignificant, and actually did some work for the first two lessons. But
it was impossible to work long in such surroundings; and tales of the
extra French set are still told in whispers, after lights out, in the
upper dormitories.
The opening was sensational. No sooner had Trundle taken his seat than
Dyke leapt to his feet, jumped on the desk, jumped off it into the vast
paper basket, upset that, charged up to Trundle, shook him by the hand,
and began to pour out words: "My dear sir, how are you? How is Mrs
Trundle, and the little Trundles? Have you had a pleasant Christmas? I
have, sir. This, sir, is your extra French set. The French set--Mr
Trundle; Mr Trundle--the French set." Amid a beating of desks Dyke
returned to his seat. Trundle was used to this. But he had rather hoped
his new set would be composed for the most part of honest young
scholars. It was a disappointment; still, he had grown used to it. Life
had not been too kind to him.
"Now, let me see," he began, "who's the senior man here?"
Immediately everyone except Benson stood up. "I am, sir."
"But you can't all be the senior."
"Yes, sir; we are," was the unanimous answer.
"You see, sir," Gordon explained, "I am the cleverest and should be the
senior, but Mansell there, that dolt with the tie-pin, has been longer
in the school, and he's got his Seconds, and rather fancies himself.
Dyke has taken longer to reach IV. A than anyone else in the school's
history, and thinks that a sufficient claim to be senior. Lovelace, oh,
well, he's--well, I don't know what he is. Lovelace, you swine, what are
you?"
"Confound you, man!" shouted the enraged three-quarter. "Who the
hell----"
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