This was at the end of April; Hogarth, obeying some instinct which
continually drew him toward Asia, then loitering alone in Trebizond
tea-gardens and bazaars, buying a braid-bag, mule-trapping, or silver
sword of the Khurdish cavaliers; while Trinity House gave the alarm that
if ever the steel monsters, whatever their object, were launched, “they
would constitute, in the absence of proper precautions, a serious danger
by night to the world's mercantile marine “, and while Lloyd's, the
Maritime Exchanges, the Hydrographic Offices, lived in a species
of amazement, and were already putting the steel islands into the
gazetteers and manuals; the newspapers, too, inundated with the views of
the public, took sides, maintaining, some of them, that it was the part
of Governments to ascertain the objects of the new works, others that
any tampering with their progress at this late stage might even mean
revolution, so profound was their intimacy with industry. Hogarth,
meanwhile, having come to El Khiff, the camp of the Bedouin pilgrims,
there spent some days, and then, passing between Jerusalem and Jericho
in a caravan of Moabite sheiks, went visiting the holy places of Israel,
everywhere examining the country, especially its agriculture, with great
minuteness. It was only on his return to Jerusalem that he heard of the
agitation in Europe: and at once set off Westward from Joppa.
From his arrival at Paris toward the end of May the wildest legends,
originated by him, began to be printed, the most persistent relating
to the diamond and banking House of Beech, which, it was given out, had
discovered diamonds within the crust of a Pacific rock-island: the new
structures, ordered by them, being designed to blast the coast-wall with
dynamite guns. Cavillers pointed out that diamonds never occur in nature
in this fashion, and that, even so, it did not need a fort made of
armour five feet thick to fire off dynamite guns; but so continuously
was the thing repeated, explained, and puffed, that when the London
manager of Beech partially admitted it, the most incredulous acquiesced;
though at the very same period it was proclaimed that the President of
the Ecuador Republic, Hogarth's friend, had admitted to the Great Powers
that the forts were to his order (as, in fact, they nominally were);
and anti-climax was reached when a naval expert, asked to do a hurried
article for the Times, made some error in calculation, and came out with
the statement that the fort-things would sink of their own weight.
This article was headed “Beech's Folly”; and even when the error was
detected, the roar of merriment retained its momentum and rolled: so
that, to the hour of the first launch, the enterprise was commonly
referred to as “Beech's Folly”, and scarf-pins, ink-stands, etc., in the
shape of the forts, were sold with that superscription: “Beech's Folly”.
This, translated into French, became that horrible gallicism: _la bêtise
Biche_.
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