"What do this man's ideas signify to you?" cried Hummel. "Are you the
householder, and are you or I head of this business? If I choose to be
angry it is my affair and not yours. His new clerk, Knips, wears his
hair in frizzy curls, and perfumes himself with Eau de Cologne; you may
make fun of him about that; that is your right. As to what concerns the
rest of the world, your blame of this man's devices is worth about as
much as the twittering of the sparrow on the house-top; and if he
should every day hang a peal of bells on his shoulders and go in that
attire into the counting-house, he would still remain a respectable
citizen so far as this street rabble is concerned. Only, as regards
myself, it is another thing. I am his neighbor day and night, and if he
gets into trouble I also have to suffer. For the rest, I object to all
calumnies on my fellow-men. What must be said is my business alone,
without associates; remember that."
A few evenings later, Gabriel was standing before the house-door,
looking up to the heavens and watching whether a small black cloud,
which was slowly floating past, would cover the face of the moon. Just
as this took place, and the street and both houses lay in darkness a
carriage drove up to the house, and the voice of the master called out:
"Is all well?"
"All well," answered Gabriel, and unbuttoned the apron.
Mr. Hummel descended heavily, and behind him was heard an angry growl.
"What have you got in there?" asked Gabriel, with much curiosity,
putting his hands into the carriage, but he quickly withdrew them. "The
beast bites!" he ejaculated.
"I hope it does," replied Mr. Hummel. "I meant it to bite. I have
brought a pair of watch-dogs as a guard against the bell ringers."
He pulled out by a rope two indistinct figures, which rushed about
yelping hoarsely, and, circling round Gabriel's legs, viciously drew
the cord round him like a noose.
Gabriel extricated himself. The clouds had passed away, and in the
bright moon light both dogs were plainly visible.
"They are strange beasts, Mr. Hummel. A curious race. Evidently
mongrels," he continued, in a deprecatory tone; "hardly medium size,
thick in the chest, and with shaggy hair; the bristles hang over their
muzzles like mustachios. The mother must have been a poodle, the father
a spitz; I think I also detect some relationship with the pug, and the
great-grandfather must have been a terrier. A remarkable product, Mr.
Hummel, and somewhat rare. How did you come by the animals?"
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