"The noise was bad enough," complained Laura, "but the names are
terrible. I cannot say those words for my life, and you ought not to
allow our servant to do so, either."
"Dear child," answered the experienced mother, "one has to pass through
much in this world which is unpleasant, but what grieves me most is the
wanton attacks upon the dignity of women in their own houses. I shall
say no more on the subject. I agree with you, that both the names by
which the dogs are called are an insult to our neighbor. But if your
father were to discover that behind his back we called them Ph[oe]bus
and Azor, it would make matters worse."
"No one at least must utter those other names who cares for my
friendship," said Laura, decidedly, and entered into the court-yard.
Gabriel was employing his leisure in making observations on the new
comers. He was frequently attracted to the dogs' kennel in order to
establish the certainty of the earthly nature of the strangers.
"What is your opinion?" asked Laura, approaching him.
"I have my opinion," answered the servant, peering into the interior of
the shed, "namely, that there is something mysterious about them. Did
you remark the song of those ravens the other night? No real dog barks
like that; they whine and moan and occasionally groan and speak like
little children. They eat like other dogs, but their mode of life is
unusual. See, how they cower down, as if they had been struck on the
mouth, because the sun shines on them. And then, dear young lady, the
names!"
Laura looked with curiosity at the beasts.
"We will alter the names secretly, Gabriel; this one shall be called
Ruddy."
"That would certainly be better; it would at least not be an insult to
Mr. Hahn, but only to the tenant of the basement."
"What do you mean by that?"
"The porter who lives over there is called Ruddy."
"Then," decided Laura, "the red monster shall from henceforth be named
The Other; our people shall call him Andres.[2] Tell this to the
workmen in the factory."
"Andres!" replied Gabriel. "The name will just suit him. The neighbors
would dignify him with the name of Andreas if it were not too much
honor to him."
Thus were kind hearts occupied in thwarting the bad signification of
the name. But in vain, for, as Laura had correctly noted in her diary,
when the ball of mischief has been thrown amongst men, it mercilessly
hits the good as well as the bad. The dog was supplied with the most
inoffensive name that ever was given; but through a wonderful
complication of circumstances, which bid defiance to all human
sagacity, it happened that Mr. Hahn himself bore the name of Andreas.
Thus the double name of the animal became a double affront to the
neighboring house, and bad and good intentions mingled together in a
thick, black soup of hatred.
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