New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"Yes, and women have had all the glory. They were every bit as well
satisfied to belong to the fair, privileged, and law-evading sex, as men
were satisfied to belong to the coarse, responsible, and law-making sex.
As soon as the majority of women follow the lead of Lady Cicely in
’Captain Brassbound’s Conversion,’ that is, as fast as they ’scorn
death, spurn fate, and set their hopes above happiness and love,’ they
will be able to cope with man’s supremacy as successfully outside the
home as they have already done within it. What is more, they will work
their will in public much more openly and honorably than they have so
far worked it in private."
"Men are always declaring that women could easily get full independence
if only they would go about it in the right way. Clearly, men know the
right way and women don’t. Cornelia says that if they are so very much
cleverer than we are, it is a pity they don’t set their wits to work so
as to help instead of hindering us in the struggle for equality."
"Never mind what Cornelia says," exclaimed Robert, energetically. "She
is crazy on the subject of men; that is why she keeps forever harping on
it. One way of doing this is to accuse men of everything evil under the
sun, from the creation of God to the invention of the cardboard
kitchenette flat. Please don’t join her in the vulgar senseless game of
pitting one sex against the other."
"You do Cornelia an injustice. She doesn’t maintain that all women are
angels and all men devils. Nor do I. But suppose some men are angels.
I shouldn’t care to be a housekeeper for the archangel Gabriel."
Robert hoped that any lady who consented to share Gabriel’s bed and
board would find the archangel up-to-date and gentlemanly enough to
excuse her from washing dishes and scrubbing floors. Why should an
archangelic or any other sort of gentleman shortsightedly insist that a
talented bride on her way to becoming an excellent banker, merchant, or
politician, should transform herself into a mediocre woman-of-all-work?
Why should he consider his own bargain bettered by such a questionable
transformation?
"On the other hand, Janet," he added boldly, "why should an up-to-date
young lady jump from the devil of housekeeping into the deep sea of free
love, as I fear you will end by doing if you follow Cornelia’s
suggestions?"
She knew that he had Claude in mind. But she was unable to take offence
at his uncandid candor and his disinterested interest.
"Robert, what a tantalizing mixture of the liberal and the conservative
you are!" she exclaimed, refusing to take up his challenge.
"I am merely the child of my age, Janet. I was born with reactionary
habits and nursed on radical ideas. All logic counsels me to become an
enemy of existing institutions; all instinct drives me to conduct
operations within the enemy’s camp. I betray under two flags."
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