New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
In its renovated form, Mr. Grey hardly recognized "The Great Reprieve."
It seemed to him that his comedy had become an exact replica of each of
the other ten American comedies then playing in Times Square. This,
though Mr. Grey was no intellectual giant, made a difference to his
artist’s pride. It made no difference to the Broadway theatregoers.
They fairly devoured the play. They swallowed all the old wheezes and
all the old slush and all the George Ade lingo and all the Southern
mammy stuff. They swallowed it all without winking. Despite the fears
of the producer, they proved themselves to be almost fully up to the
intellectual level of the fifteen-year-old leading juvenile. They
greeted his every act of clownage and horseplay with salvos of applause.
They laughed themselves sick over him. And when the poodle dog and the
baby appeared, the applause brought down the rafters.
To put it mildly, Mr. Howard Madison Grey was stupefied. However, the
success of "The Great Reprieve" became the talk of the town. An
ex-President of the United States went to see it and drenched his box
with the tears of hilarity and contentment. Next day, he described the
play as "a clean, wholesome play of American life, manners and
thought!—every one hundred per cent American will be satisfied with it."
This description was henceforth underscored in every advertisement of
"The Great Reprieve." Seats were sold ten weeks in advance. The
producer and his crew of play-salvagers added another feather to their
caps. And Mrs. Howard Madison Grey began to look for an apartment on
upper Park Avenue.
*IV*
The ensuing increase in the volume of engagements and correspondence
threw Janet together with Mr. Grey for uninterrupted stretches, oftener
than Mrs. Grey thought wise.
Before long, the author’s wife noted significant alterations in her
husband’s behavior.
Mrs. Howard Madison Grey was nothing if not scientific. She believed
religiously in the scientific method and applied it to all her
activities, even to her excursions in jealousy. As she hadn’t read
"Science and Power" by Fitzfield Tyler, the efficiency engineer, for
nothing, she understood thoroughly that the proper method for scientific
research proceeds by three stages, namely:
One: Observing facts, without any preconceived notion.
Two: Imagining a general explanation or hypothesis that establishes the
relation of cause and effect between two groups of facts.
Three: Verifying this hypothesis, a process of determining by means of
personally conducted observations, whether the hypothesis fits the facts
it proposes to explain.
Observing, imagining, verifying—these were the three stages the trained
investigator had to grasp. And Mrs. Howard Madison Grey grasped them
with considerable kinetic energy.
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